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I see. Then clearly I will have to prepare for this soul sundering duel, whilst making my own funeral arrangements. Oh Yes I Do Believe Securing A Corpse Box Would Be Prudent Fitted To Dimensions Suited To Your Myriad Of Unassembled Leaky Body Parts In Aggregate What will herald the arrival of this swift and righteous thaumaturge? Will I be blinded by the fearsome lashes of light ribboning from the incandescent coastline of his beauteous aura? Should I borrow my friend's sunglasses? Yes Definitely Definitely Do That Wait I Hope That Wasnt Too Emphatic Maybe At This Point I Should Clarify This Is All A Big Joke Yeah. I was getting that. You don't always have to tip your hand, Kanaya. You were doing well. I Was Mm-hm. Okay Great I Think What I Find Most Challenging About Human Insincerity Based Humor Is The Degree Of Commitment To The Fantasy Which Is Apparently Requisite We take it very seriously. I Mean To Say The Gesture Of Hostility In This Case Was The Joke I Did In Fact "Train" This Character I Made Him A Wand To Shut Him Up Wait, you did? Really? He Wouldnt Stop Harassing Me For Your "Secrets" That's incredible. Well done. Hes The One With The Royalty Complex And Speaks With All The Extra Vees And Doubleyous Oh, I knew exactly who you were talking about from the start. Okay I must say, this little project pleases me. Do keep me apprised of all further developments. Okay I Will At least until my looming grimdarkdeath steals me away. Uh Yeah That Is Still Something That I Dont Really Want To Joke About I Hope That Came Across As A Sincere Statement
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