Rose: Answer fairy god troll.
Since The Gap Between Your Present Moment And The Implementation Of Your Mystifying Self Destruction Continues To Narrow This Will Be The Last Conversation In Which I Attempt To Talk You Out Of It Nicely I explained this. The intent isn't true self sacrifice. First Of All Youre Underestimating The Gravity Of A Dream Death Its A Pretty Serious Thing Okay And Dream Selves Are Important To A Person In Ways That Arent Always Obvious I Think Youre Being Frivolous But Thats Not Really The Sentiment Reinforcing The Exoskeleton Of My Argument Soon You Will Be Blacked Out Of Trollians Viewport And I Have No Explanation For This And Neither Do You So Ill Just Assume The Worst And You Should Too Are you sure it's not because I'm sleeping? Ive Seen You Sleep Before You Are Just Asleep On Screen Peaceful And Harmless And Posing No Threat To Anyone Unless I Guess You Are Up To Mischief In Your Dreams Which I Cannot Rule Out Actually Thats Probably What You Do In Your Sleep What Was I Thinking Shh... Uh What Blah blah blah! Right Sorry Im Saying This Is A Special Case It Is Foreboding And Disconcerting And You Are Being Reckless You're right, I can't explain why I go dark on your monitor. But I'm confident in my plan. I have it under control. Your Hubris Is Really Astonishing Easily Twice The Mass Of A Universe I Think That It Hasnt Collapsed Upon Itself Into A Tiny Lavender Singularity Is The Most Striking Marvel Paradox Space Has Coughed Up Yet Maybe it did? Maybe that's what went wrong. We figured it out! No Please Stop Humor Wont Deflect My Really Big And Important Tirade Okay You Are Investing Too Much Confidence In Evil Gods Who Oppose Skaia And Your True Purpose And I Cant Abide That And As Difficult As This Is For Me To Confess I Think Your Plan Is Very Dangerous And So Are You Oh? Yes And Im Afraid I Am Going To Have To Devote All My Efforts To Stopping You I'm sorry to hear that, Kanaya. What did you have in mind for this new and exciting adversarial phase of our relationship? Im So Glad You Asked You See I Have Been Training A Powerful Wizard !
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