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whoa fuck a suicide mission are you serious no bullshit thats not happening hey look suddenly everything we just talked about was useless because its time to make a plan that doesnt fucking suck Let's not be so dramatic. I was talking about my dream self. She's the one who won't be returning. oh haha yeah thats fine i guess those fuckers are all kinds of mad expendable way to leave me hanging there for someone whos saying lets cool it on the drama the whole i wont be coming back thing is a pretty theatrical bombshell for future reference That's true. Your outburst was pretty sweet though. yeah i know so when do i do my thing make this map which i guess is just like a solid black piece of paper this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it If there's one thing you have more than any of us, it's time. So, whenever you like. As long as conventionally speaking, it's quite soon. alright so dog it as long as possible then travel back to about now and go to sleep Sure. And if you have trouble going to sleep, maybe you can ask your patron troll to trick the telepathic one into putting you to sleep again. what Each of us seems to have a troll infatuated with helping us. Haven't you noticed? no What about the psychopath who's currently helping you? oh yeah terezi no shes cool Isn't that camaraderie blossoming into some sort of interspecies whatever? its blossoming into an interspecies partnership in incredibly shitty cartooning what do you mean get her to trick someone into putting me asleep again when did that happen Just now. who did that That would be John's patron troll. god fuckin trolls too many of them who can even keep track of this shit which ones yours is it the absurd juggalo one that would be hilarious There's a juggalo one? yeah see what i mean She's contacting me now actually. oh ok well im suddenly not interested so go talk to your fairy god troll ill be over here paving the way for your elaborate dream suicide when i feel like getting around to it i mean Thanks. later
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