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You fell asleep. Orange Bird Dave killed some monsters and flew away. Jade fired a bullet at an imp and vanished. And you woke up. oh yeah so shes here then Yes. is she ok what was going on there Yes, she's fine. i guess i should catch up with her You already are. i am Future you is. oh ok time travels involved thats all you needed to say everythings cool and under control then How was the nap? weird and kind of boring i was in your dream room for a while spying on you being all creepy and dream duplicitous and shit It's ok. I was being similarly wake duplicitous. whats with your book collection or dream book collection all your books are bizarre and terrible No, my books are great. I can recommend some good titles for the next time you're asleep. nah but yeah i understand defending your collection i guess if you were in my dream room and talking shit about my awesome dream portraits of dream stiller and dream snoop or whatever wed have to have a fucking talk Did you do anything on the moon besides rifle through my belongings? Such as remove your shades and turn your gaze Ringward, by any chance? oh yeah i did What did you see? horrible things Horribleterrible? yeah it was like peering through the dark portal of an eldritch red lobster and scoping out its all you can eat seafood buffet and when i saw them their voices became clearer What were they saying? i couldnt really focus on anything specific but in totality im pretty sure it was like ? a plea for help
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