Jade: Answer Dave.
hey welcome to the medium finally i guess hey!!!!! last time i talked to you i was asking for help and you were just nakking at me what was up with that bro??? ok i dont know what youre talking about it was probably just some horrorterror chirping at you during one of your nap bubble mindfucks its not the point i just wanted to say i just saw you you did? yeah you appeared for a second shooting at an imp then you disappeared ohhhhhhh yes, i did get around during that battle didnt i? it was really intense!!! those stupid things are impossible to kill :( no you can kill them youll get better dont worry in the heat of the fray i didnt notice you! where were you? three places i remember seeing you twice before in different locations but at the moment im standing in the middle of this snowy goddamn field freezing my shit off just wanted to see if you were cool yeah im fine, thanks for asking! what do you mean you remember seeing me? was i jumping through time or something? no i was this is future me one of the future mes that is youre from the future? yeah jade thats what future me means :p john told me you have been doing some time traveling yeah that is..... really really awesome! its ok hey its pretty fucking cold i knoooooow it is a really neat place but its freeeeezing :o so im gonna go some place warm be back in a while later turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] wait! dave!! uuugh stupid lousy cool dudes turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] ok im back an hour later an hour? an hour for me a second for you i ran around for an hour got my ass some place warm went back in time picked up where we left off :O i can not believe how cool that is this is me believing neither that, nor its coolness :O yeah i guess im sorta used to it by now i dont think of hours going by the same way anymore i mean they are my hours but not everyone elses theyre kind of like private hours all to myself while everyone else is sort of in slow motion stuck in the thick of the alpha hmmmm... i dont know if i get that but ok! well yeah my thing is time yours is space pretty different things you GET things about space i dont or you will i will? yup ok........ but anyway youre right, its coooold!!!!!! i have to go back inside i wish i had winter clothes and if i did, i ALSO wish that my wardrobifier didnt blow up with all of my beautiful clothes inside it :C im so horribly unprepared for this.... i have never even seen snow before, can you believe that!!! pretty believable since you lived on guam or wherever the fuck and also inside an active volcano derp yes dave that is so where i lived that is as biographically accurate as it gets about me! well ive never seen it either now that i think about it no??? no isnt it great????? nah lavas better lava is NOT better than snow :| yeah it is lava and skeletal skyscrapers all melting and shit how is that not way cooler than snow and like more snow you cant play in lava, its no fun you can only die in lava snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonnaise and turned the landscape into his personal asshole sandwich eww dave no when i look around all i see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build no this is so lame i am hearing an insane and stupid guy say stupid idiot things while wearing dumb sunglasses for lame morons! whoa jade with the fucking haymaker i need to go look for my teeth on the canvas as soon as shit stops spinning and there stops being like ten of you heheheh why dont we play in the snow later as soon as you get some.................................... time .............................. time ................... time then shades .......... time ............... time/shades lets go ....... .... ... oh my fucking god .. . time 8) im not gonna play in the snow maybe you missed those credentials i flashed which clearly stated me being too cool for that like federally too cool my coolness is named after a dead president plus his middle initial to make it sound extra legit i know youre joking around, you are not too cool at all, you dont even think that ok brrrrrr i thought you were going inside i forgot :\ well at least make some damn clothes something warmer why dont you alchemize some shit i cant!!! all that stuff blew up blew up its a long story that involves a pinata and a gun and a very naughty doggie i completely understand everything about that practically entirely so anyway, that reminds me ive got to talk to john! ive got to get him to make me some new gizmos... assuming thats even possible no dont bother john
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