Jade: Answer.
Glub glub glub glub glub! oh............. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo )(ey, take it easy! I'm not )(ere to give you a )(ard time like my buddies )(ave been. but youre a troll and thats what trolls do! even when they say they wont sometimes especially!!!!!! Ok t)(en, you can be t)(e judge of t)(at. I won't be long! I've just come to say a couple t)(ings. FIRST! None of t)(is is really your fault! T)(is is swimmingly obvious to everyone )(ere w)(o takes a glubbing moment to t)(ink about it rationally. W)(ic)( isn't many of us! But still. ok..... even though i still have no idea what youre talking about I mean, your lusus jumped rig)(t in t)(ere to save you! Just like mine did. Well ok, mine was dead at t)(e time. 38( And s)(e just kind of... F-ELL IN! Kinda drifted down like fis)(food, and POW, GL'BGOLYBSPRIT-E. )(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(. S)(e was so funny. whats a lusus!!!!! It's a big ol' monster custodian you grow up wit)(! S)(-E-ES)(, )(ow freaking retarded do you )(ave to be not to know somet)(ing like t)(at? I'm joking, of course. 38) :\ I wanted to glub somet)(ing -ELS-E to you well before you started playing. Just to get t)(e idea in your )(ead! I am Feferi, by t)(e way. Abdicated empress to be! ok feferi. what is it? Soon I will go to sleep and speak to t)(e gods. I will convince t)(em to establis)( a series of stable dream bubbles, w)(ere we can meet in our sleep! i dont understand whats a dream bubble? YOU'LL S-E----------E! 38D ugh feferi i thought you said you were going to stop using your typing quirk! Did I? When?? i dont know... im sure i remember you said that )(mm. Jade, t)(is is t)(e first time we )(ave ever talked! Isn't it??? oh yeah it is i dont know what i was thinking.... i just had a major case of deja vu! W)(at's t)(at? i felt like we already had this conversation actually it still sort of feels that way its not going away :o Well, maybe we did! )(ey, by t)(e way. W)(at exactly are you doing t)(ere wit)( t)(at toy? You never did explain it to me!
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