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It was ok. I admit it was a little 8etter than I expected. yessssssss, i knew it! 8ut who cares! Let's not get sidetracked 8y films a8out wounded, muscular renegades. 8y the way, John, have you ever considered growing your hair out? I 8et it would look fa8ulous. no, it would look so stupid! I don't know a8out that! I have an eye for fashion. 8 of them, in fact! i thought you didn't want to get sidetracked!!! Oh yeah. Whoops. ::::\ anyway, putting me to sleep and landing me in hot water is one thing... but you sort of indirectly caused a MUCH BIGGER problem! before i fell asleep, i was about to prototype something really ridiculous to make jack weaker. i am pretty sure that it would have made jack lose both eyes, both arms, and give him silly blue hair, and possibly also make him be a girl? he probably would have been pretty easy to beat!!! but instead, it was prototyped by jade's first guardian dog lusus. and now he is unstoppable! and he becomes the one who is stirrin' up all that trouble in your session too! i mean, it sounds like your intentions were good, but you probably didn't realize to what extent you were messing everything up! Don't 8e a8surd, John. Of course I realized that would happen. It was pretty much the whole point, you goof! what???????? vriska, why would you do that! Jegus, calm down. but! no! why should i calm down when you just said you deliberately sabotaged all of us? Relaaaaaaaax. Listen, John. Regardless of what I did, he is already here. I know this consequence will 8e hard for you to accept, 8ut whenever you feel angry or confused a8out it, just repeat this to yourself. It should 8ecome your mantra! He is already here. Say it, John! but what does that mean! It means what it sounds like! He's already here!!!!!!!! Here in our session, trying to hunt us down! Man, this should 8e elementary to you 8y now. No matter what you or I or any of us did, Jack's here now. That's the reality! And if I didn't stop you, it wouldn't have changed the reality for us here. We'd still 8e hiding on this rock, and he'd still 8e out there, sniffing around for us. He wouldn't just disappear! That's not how this time stuff works. All that REALLY would have happened is I would have allowed you to do something you weren't supposed to do! You would have prototyped with your pretty 8lue doll, 8ecause of course deep down you know you are o8sessed with me. And then you and all your friends would exist in a splintered timeline. And you wouldn't even 8e a8le to talk to me anymore! ::::( And then you'd 8e doooooooomed. I mean, more doomed than you are already. :::;) Trust me, I am really smart. I have this all figured out. i don't know if that makes sense! i mean, it kind of does... but something doesn't really add up about it. if you knew he was going to be created regardless of what anyone did... why did you decide to involve yourself that way? like the way you are involving yourself with me becoming a hero or whatever? You just answered your own question! I did it 8ecause I wanted to 8e the one responsi8le for cre8ting him. augh! BUT WHYYYYYYYY! 8ecause, John. It only makes sense that I would be the one to cre8te him. Since I am also going to 8e the one to kill him.
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