Apprentice: Answer thief.
Psssssssst. Hey 8rave leader. John! Stop ignoring me. My messages should receive top priority. Who are you talking to? I don't appreciate 8eing snu88ed like this. How ungr8ful can you get! Maaaaaaaan. Come oooooooon........ hey vriska, sorry to keep you waiting! W8ting? Oh! I guess so. I hardly even noticed! I am like this really huge deal, and have a lot of stuff to keep me 8usy, remem8er? yeah, i know. um, sorry to cut this short, but this isn't really the best time to chat! i am in the middle of an ocean of oil that is ablaze with a lot of green fire. i need to figure out a way to escape! unfortunately, i fell asleep for some reason, and my bed landed here. i can't believe i was so stupid. Don't 8eat yourself up a8out it! I was the one who put you to sleep. you were? Yeah! um... you can do that? Yes, that seems to 8e the limit to what I can do to your primitive species. I guess our 8rains don't really work the same way? Who knows! hmm. what do you mean, "limit"? are you saying you can usually do more than that? Duh! So much more, John. I have a lot of gr8 powers. When we have more time, I will tell you all a8out them. ok, that is pretty cool i guess... but... why??? why would you put me to sleep and put me in this predicament? John, soon you will understand that you are meant to rise to gr8tness. This can't possi8ly happen unless you are challenged. There will 8e times when your limits are tested. This is one of those times! I know this 8ecause I can see your future right here in front of me. You should trust me! ok, but... i kind of get that, but it's also kind of odd... if you're seeing my future, and you know those things are the outcome, then why are you going back and... i guess, involving yourself with these events? see what i mean? Oh John, this should 8e so o8vious to you 8y now. You are going to 8ecome a gr8 hero, that much is sure. 8ut I want to 8e the one responsi8le for it! And now I am pretty much guaranteed to 8e. ::::) ok, that... SORT OF makes sense, i guess. but it's kind of hurting my head to think about! You don't have to think! Just leave the thinking to me. All you have to do is dig deep down, find your hero powers, and get yourself out of this jam. You can do it, John. 8e the hero! Just like in one of your movies a8out sweaty, rugged adult human males. ah HA! so you did watch that video I sent. what did you think?
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