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ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE SUCH A DISGRACE. THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER EXPLAIN ALL THIS STUFF TO YOU, BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE IT WILL HELP MY HEADACHE MUCH TO REPEAT MYSELF. I BET IT'LL BE PRETTY FRUSTRATING FOR YOU IN THE PAST! i suppose it was... but meh, it is all water under the bridge. which is where trolls and their shenanigans belong! HA HA! I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT YOUR FUNNY FUCKING JOKE. I HOPE THIS IS THE CALIBER OF HUMOR I CAN EXPECT FROM YOU IN THE FUTURE-PAST, EGBERT. IT'LL BE A REAL TREAT TROLLING YOU WITH MORE OF THOSE NUB SLAPPERS TO LOOK FORWARD TO! oh, there will be lots of great material. just wait until i start handing out rabbits, you will love that. WOW, WHAT A CRYPTIC STATEMENT. CHECK THIS OUT, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. ANYWAY, GUESS I'LL GET GOING AND LET YOU DIE IN YOUR FIRE, WHICH YOU REALLY SHOULD, BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO FOR SOME REASON. I'VE GOT TO REWIND THE TAPE ON THIS CLUSTERFUCK AND FIGURE OUT WHAT WENT WRONG. yeah, i should get going too. my friend is pestering me, and i doubt she likes to be kept waiting. (she is sort of the bossy type!) WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT YOUR DUMB HUMAN FRIEND AND HER PETULANT, MEANINGLESS DEMANDS. WHAT COULD THAT POSSIBLY HAVE TO DO WITH ME. ummm... yeah, you're right, it is probably of no significance to you whatsoever. (hehehehe) A;SLDKJFSDLKFJS;LDJFLK;J HERE, JOHN HUMAN DIPSHIT. HAVE A SECOND AND PENULTIMATE FUCK YOU: "FUCK" "YOU" MAY IT MARK THE SECOND OF MANY TO COME, AND THE MAGNIFICENT DENOUEMENT TO MANY RECEIVED. TOGETHER WE JUST TUGGED AT THE BOW TO UNRAVEL A PRESENT FULL OF GO FUCK YOURSELF. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY YOU UGLY PILE OF TRASH.
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