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jade prototyped a lusus? what's that? OH OK, MY BAD, I FORGOT I WAS TALKING TO A MEMBER OF A GENERICALLY BIZARRE ALIEN SPECIES. I GUESS SOME HUMANS HAVE A LUSUS, WHILE OTHERS DON'T? WHATEVER. HER LUSUS IS THE CREATURE WHICH SERVES AS HER CUSTODIAN. oh, you mean her dog! I GUESS so, she prototyped becquerel? why is that so bad? JOHN, DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS? IS THIS HOW HUMAN FRIENDSHIP WORKS? YOU JUST DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT EACH OTHER? HER LUSUS EXHIBITS THE PROPERTIES OF A LEGENDARY ENTITY CALLED A FIRST GUARDIAN. IT IS AN ABSOLUTE MONSTROSITY.
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