John: Answer Rose.
John. blaaauuuuuuuuugh, what happened!!!!! You were sleeping. yes, i know! on the corner of my ghost bed! in the middle of an oil ocean! for some reason!!! Why were you sleeping? Everywhere I look, I see boys taking naps. um... i have no idea. i don't remember what happened, i was in the middle of helping jade... and then... i guess my bed crashed? and i got knocked out i guess. i was dreaming. i couldn't have been out for that long, because my dream was really short. You weren't. Ten minutes, I'd say. What were you dreaming about? i was on the battlefield again. but i did not have time to seek the treasure! I wouldn't imagine so. but... i did see a black guy wrapped up in my ghosty bed sheets. he was acting very suspicious. A black guy? oh... i do not mean like, an african american or anything. like bill cosby. Thanks for clearing that up. r.i.p. bill. :( this fellow had a hard black shell, like all the dead guys do. i followed him for a bit... and then some sorta ruckus transpired, and i woke up. and now jade won't answer! do you know if she's ok? She's fine. But you're not. i'm not? Remember how I said your planet was on fire? oh yeah... that didn't by any chance stop being a thing that was true, did it? It did not. Do you see that pinkish hue behind you, bleeding over the horizon? fuck!!! rose, this is all oil! it'll all just explode any second, won't it??? I don't think the fire's rate of propagation is quite as fast as you're imagining. But the danger is still significant. Especially considering that your bed is sinking. fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!! Relax. Look to your right.
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