Jade: Answer.
Glub glub. 38) what!!!!! S-E-E?? see what! go away I told you! T)(ere is not)(ing to worry about at all. bluhhh what are you talking about.... my head hurts just stop it, stop trolling me i hate you all!!!!!!!!!!!!! )(oly mackerel, looks like SOM-EON-E woke up on t)(e wrong side of t)(e absurd )(uman bed! C)(ill out, Jade. I am just following up on w)(at I told you earlier. about what! i dont remember talking to you at all About your dream! Your post-dreamdeat)( dreamself's dream. Errr. W)(ic)( is a term I just made up now. 38| my dream was horrible!!! i dont know what that was, i have never dreamed anything like it Yes, I imagine not! You )(ave spent your w)(ole life dreaming about prospit, no? oh god.... prospit :( is it really gone? Yes, Jade. It is time to face t)(e facts! Our moons are gone too. If we wis)( to sleep now, our dreams must take place in t)(e bubbles glubbed by t)(e gods w)(o live in t)(e Furt)(est Ring. It is t)(e infinite space w)(ic)( divides all sessions, completely unnavigable and unfat)(omable, untouc)(ed by t)(e time or space of any universe in existence. Its lords are our slumberbuddies now. 38) uuuuuuuuugh D: Don't be ridiculous. T)(ey are not as dreadful as t)(ey look. In fact, t)(ey are quite )(elpful if you know )(ow to talk to t)(em! Don't you remember our dream? I was trying to s)(ow you t)(at t)(ere is not)(ing to fear. But t)(en... you kind of freaked out! )(umans are so M-ELODRAMATIC. oh...... that was you? )(ELL YEA)(! 38D argh sorry but could you please not use all those stupid parentheses?????? i can hardly read what you type and its giving me a migraine GLUUUUB oh fine. I will suspend my neato quirk just for you. I hereby renounce the royal mark of sea dweller supremacy in the interest of INT-ERSP-ECI-ES DIPLOMACY. what about the -E thing, can you stop that too? it is also annoying and stupid JEGUS JADE. Look! It is like a cool trident I throw sometimes. oooooo ---------------E How is that not awesome! meh :\ Okay, you win. I have officially humbled myself before you. Entirely glubbing peasant-IFICATED for your pleasure. Shall I clip my fins for you as well, your majesty? hehehe ok, sorry for sounding bossy you seem pretty nice, and you sure do look exotic i kind of always thought you were all like a bunch of really obnoxious humans Well, thank you! On both counts, of being likened to something other than an obnoxious human, as well as on my exotic looks. For the record, you look pretty awesomely weird too. I introduced myself before, but since you do not remember, I will do so now. My name is Feferi, and I was going to be the Empress, but now I am not! hey feferi, i would like to remember...... but everything is so foggy right now i remember prospit being attacked and falling..... aaaand i dunno :( do you know what happened? Hell if I know! In your pre-death dream at least. Oh, well you died obviously, so there's that. fffffff yeah, i gathered that! XC All I could see was what happened in your hive. You were asleep, and then your robot exploded. And then your lusus saved you! Kind of like mine saved me. Before she died. 38C ohhhhhhh!!!!! i do remember you! i remember you were talking to me about my lusus, and i had no idea what you were talking about and still sort of dont :\ but you must mean bec also it was shortly before your friend sent me a weird message about how my robot was going to explode, and i should talk to him when it happens this was months ago Oh? Who was that? it was the most awful and angry one i am so sick of him, i really dont want to talk to that pathetic jerk ever Ah, Karkat. Of course. thats his name? Yes, he's our leader. Why did he want you to talk to him? hmmmm thats right, it was about some kind of plan... which he said me from the future told him about? i thought it was total nonsense at the time but i guess he was telling the truth so maybe i should talk to him? i dont know Glubshrug. He's pretty harmless, really. You get used to his yelling. I do not even process it as yelling anymore. More like a lot of blubbering. More blubber spills out of that mouth than a gash in a poached whale. ewwwww Gluuuuuub, I just made myself hungry. 380~ ewwwwwwwwwwww! fish aliens are weird Hey! We're the aristocracy. We've got a duty to be weird. Anyway, go talk to your shoutfriend I guess. ok feferi, it was nice talking to you And hey, if you want to take another nap sometime, let me know! They will be more than happy to glub us up another bubble. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i am never going to sleep again! never never never never never never PSH WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, MISS HORNLESS MCFINLESS. Why, if I'm not mistaken, you are looking a little drowsy right now. We may meet again sooner than you think. 38D yes, im so tired :( well, ok bye
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