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oh looks like you got caledfwlch you found that pretty fast is that how you pronounce that yeah i guess so i think its welsh what are welsh things doing in this game thats an awesome question fuck yeah it is is this thing as pointless as i think it is or do i need it for something tactically yeah its a downgrade since its what i used to make caledscratch which is obviously way better yeah thats what i figured caledscratch cycles the sword through its own timeline to points when its broken or nonbroken or old and rusted or recently forged etc and your snoop snowcone swords probably even better than that so yeah you got options fuck it ill just power through the rest of the game with the SORD..... hahahaha with unreal air as a mount fit for a true artifact knight yeah goddamn jpeg hero right here did that shit ever land or what dude its long gone up in skaia now or something thrashing ill grinds on clouds fuck top priority make more thats an order from your celestial fuckin spirit guide yeah you got it so why wasnt this legendary pos in the sylladex you gave me did you chuck it after you alchemized it should i just chuck it too it was stolen by one of hephaestus's minions hes the denizen right yeah lord of the forge isnt that like a greek god or roman or whatever what is greco roman shit doing in here you know what never mind yeah pretty much anyway he gets pissed off you broke it and he wants it back to do something important with it though not really sure what hes a pretty ornery dude kept raving about how he was waiting for the forge to come which he needs to complete his work but in my timeline the forge would never come so he was extra pissed off whats the forge volcano huh you mean jades volcano yup so do you know this stuff cause youre from the future or cause youre a sprite both theres all sorts of stuff i suddenly knew about the game when i became this orange feathery asshole so now youre like a wise feathery asshole i am fuckin filthy with wisdom its sick i mostly know stuff about your personal quest what used to be my quest but i guess i got to deal with not being alpha dave no more yeah i guess shrug its all good anyway that sword its important to getting your shit figured out you were supposed to break it to get it out of the thing like another personal sort of mythological milestone you were supposed to clear really there was no other way to get it out thats kind of retarded well i dont know maybe if john was to try with his pure heart and shit it woulda popped out like a champagne cork and fuckin hero confetti woulda blasted him in the face but you we we had to break it ok theres a lot more i know about your quest all tangled up in ridiculous riddles and bullshit enigmas and maybe its all a moot point anyway in this timeline who knows but i think ill spare you all that crap cause its kind of boring and youll find out anyway yeah that sounds about like something id do if i were you which i am so hey apparently im about to fall asleep
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