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D --> Giving up on the treasure so easily D --> It strikes me as an artifact rooted in universal lore of nobility D --> As valuable an asset as strength is D --> And as much as anyone with his wits is fond of being STRONG D --> Such weapons require finesse to operate D --> And surely in this case, to retrieve without damaging D --> Hence your no doubt frustrating restraint ok im kinda starting to wonder why youre bugging me now youre a fuckin creepy dude D --> E%cessive force will shatter such weapons D --> We both know this from e%perience what D --> The adult human who trained you D --> And taught you the ways of being STRONG D --> Remember you mean the guy who spent years beating my ass down with a puppet yeah i remember D --> Yes, and now, being learned in the ways of STRONGNESS D --> You like myself are unfortunately limited in the weaponry you may wield D --> Ironically the training which has ennobled you beyond others has made instruments of high b100d brittle in your hands D --> Hence the state of your favored weapon, hobbling your specibus D --> I know what this is like man im not that strong ok just cause i broke a cheap ass sword doesnt make me the fucking hulk D --> Oh what did you go around breaking a bunch of swords too D --> No D --> Bows how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves D --> Yes D --> Sometimes
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