Dave: Pull sword out of thing.
D --> Perhaps it's that it's martial tacti% that matter for status. Unless you redact this D --> I'd hazard in practice that it's a glass of what's lactic that would impact this D --> Pragmatic to presume? A human metric for grandness stands on fondness in honest D --> For wanton aplomb with strapping song smithing, ripping sonnets of STRONGNESS yes still no clue what this shit means but keep going D --> But perhaps D --> To divine class divides in unclassified swine is butchering time D --> Your fauna I find requires too little strength to savage in rhyme D --> I fear inferiors have monopolized my highest priorities D --> Let's eschew crude inferiors, pursue nude superiorities D --> Review z001ogical peculiarities, great stalking enormities D --> Fle%ing in unison, baying at moons within fraternal sororities holy shit what D --> Great musclebeasts tussle, bu%om in heft D --> With thunderous muscle, buttock to spec what the fuck D --> Connect blows to discover, how invincible pecs are D --> Venture low to uncover, his inimitable nectar oh god ok stop D --> Should song serve to placate one D --> And fortune holds he lactate some D --> STRONG hands tugging teat make great ambrosia collectors hahaha jesus ok maybe youre actually the worst troll im thinking none of that was actually ironic that was all pretty straightup wasnt it D --> What do you mean D --> Are you ordering me to conceal my poems again nevermind god dammit fuckin piece of shit sword wont goddamn budge probably useless anyway D --> It 100ks to be a legendary weapon its a legendary piece of shit
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