Dave: Answer Equius.
D --> I'm attempting to determine what it is that ranks humans in their class stru%ure D --> I'd assumed the color of your b100d would serve as the basis for placement in the hierarchy, as would be e%pected and natural, but I was mistaken D --> I was similarly in error believing the color of what you type corresponds with the color of your b100d it does bro my bloods red D --> Well, obviously D --> I understand that now, I'm not a f001 on earth class is sorted out by who can drop the most delirious flow D --> I see D --> So, in other words, a sort of b100d letting ritual D --> To assess whose pulse is steadiest and thus whose flow is the most STRONG no well yeah verbal pulse rap battles the kings of wordtech ascend to godhood and look down on us patriarchally like urban watermarks in the sky this is like our religion man its fucking serious business its like what our whole culture revolves around D --> Really D --> So your social e%elons are dictated by the noble artform of the ancient slam poets D --> Or the Earth equivalent yeah well used to be dictated til the rapocalypse happened i still believe though in my heart so long as it keeps thumping the righteous beat subwoofing out devotion every which way that he will come our savior was foretold hed come after meteors show up to drop it like its hot and hed gather up the ashes of our civilization and lift it like its heavy fuck im tearing up my ishades are gonna fry D --> I believe D --> That this is probably nonsense D --> I've already been hornswoggled repeatedly by your comrades, who I quite reasonably mistook for your superiors in b100dline D --> Your race makes a habit of deception, and I will not tolerate it D --> You will stop D --> I command that all verbal misdire%ion and hoofbeastplay will cease during my communications, is that understood hahahahaha douche D --> Did I say something entertaining if youre gonna spit that kind of bravado at me im just saying put it in rhyme lets hear what you got tooly mcsnoothole D --> I try to stay engaged with many aristocratic practices D --> But I'm not much of a poet come on D --> My poems are private whatever dude deprivatize them D --> If you're prepared to be particularly forceful about it D --> I may be suitably disgusted to comply just take whatevers in there that brorage lust youre feelin turn that bitch inside out like a broke ass millionaires pockets D --> Yes D --> Those are the sorts of assertive statements which could get me D --> Flowing alright weird but alright you sound wound up but my gears are airtight steer clear a the seer and the knight if youre scared of unfair fights youll drop like the staircase impaired, seein em spareds a fair fuckin rare sight for poor eyes like that millionaire whos pockets i mocked earlier hes paradoxically me but richer and surlier broke as his sword before his stock picks skyrocketed worth more than all the chests lockpicked and gold croc bricks and boonbucks i pickpocketed fillin folios with millions im milkin to pad out my pockets more chock full than sad trollian villains cloggin my blocklist so thoughtful to popul- -ate my slate with propositions to copulate to a spate of hemoerotic hotpix which i posit you got shit of that nature in spades as my shades got you locked in spyin a guy whos eyed more cocks and dicks than i got clocks and they got ticks D --> Just a thought. Let's mock a topic with less awfulness D --> If you'd use the e%cuse to be less culturally myopic, what are your views on abuse to the walking apocrypha D --> Would you choose if duly cued to put your bruising clop to a flock of naughty roboti% ahaha wow YES dont really understand that but yes ok hold that thought im gonna pull this fuckin sword out of the thing
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