Dave: Answer Gamzee.
AlRiGhT My pInKeSt oF MoThErFuCkIn sTaR MoNkEyS ArE YoU ReAdY To gEt tHe hOrNs yOu dOnT HaVe CoNfIsCaTeD AlL LiKe tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN HoNkTrAbAnD ThEy aRe BeInG AlL IlLiCiT As tHe vAsT JoKe iTsElF AnD ThEn HaNdEd aT RiGhT BaCk tO YoU? what HaHa, SeE BrO, tHiS Is hOw i rOlL I SuPpLy tHe hOrNs tOwArD YoU, mEtApHoRiCaLlY SpEaKiNg SeE, lIkE ThAt's kInD Of a tRoLl mEtApHoR YoU GeTtInG YoUr hOrNs aLl hAnDeD To yOu, If yOu pEePs aNaToMiCaLlY WeRe sUcH To bE LiKe tHaT DoInG ThAt's tO MeAn lIkE YoU GoT MoThErFuCkIn sAsSeD OuT As iN TrOlLeD BuT BrO WhEn i tElL ThAt nOiSe aT YoU Im lIkE DoInG A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY AcRoSs sKaIa :o) BeCaUsE My hOrNs iM AlL AbOuT ArE ThEsE FuNnY HoNk hOrNs InStEaD oF hEaD hOrNs LiKe wHaT DoEs cLoWnS UsE AnD WhEn i'm aLl tO InViTe yOu tO GeT A LiTtLe mOtHeRfUcKiN SqUeEzE On It'lL Be a dOwNeD In, StRaIgHt fLaT, bOaRd sIdEd mIrAcLe iF YoU DoN'T GeT ScArEd sHiTtEnT ClOwNcArS ThAt's hOw wE PlAy tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN GaMe HoNk hOnK >:o) oh god thats right you were the best troll i remember now WhOa, I WaS? yeah i mean in the most ironic and hilarious ways possible but that really shouldnt even need to be said ShIt, I MuSt hAvE GoT To nOt rEmEmBeRiNg tHiS SoMeHoW it was months ago for me you did your bizarrely oblivious juggalo thing then bitched and moaned at me for ruining your religion or some horseshit like i guess a weird crisis in faith i dunno and then you kinda got over that i guess and we both proceeded to have one of the best rap-offs in the history of paradox space remember AwW MoThErFuCk, No :o( I MoSt sUrElY wOuLd gEt mY ReMeMbEr oN FoR A BiTcHtItS TiMe hAd lIkE ThAt My mInD'S NoT ThAt sHaRp nOw tHoUgH, iT'S BeEn aGeS SiNcE I HaD A GoOd pIe could be time shit you might not have had the conversation yet DoGg, I DoN'T KnOw tHaT Im aT A PlAcE To eVeN CoNtEmPlAtE FoR EnTeRtAiNiNg tHaT KiNd oF ThInG I DoN'T GeT TiMe I WaSn't tHe dUdE Of tImE I WaS ThE ThE MoThErFuCkIn BaRd oF FuCk I FoRgOt :o( do you remember if you watched any videos from earth that i might have sent nO dude i was telling you youve got to check this out trust me itll lift your spirits shit will all make sense to you finally youll finally figure out who you are and why you worship all this ridiculous clown bullshit Oh, MaN ThIs sOuNdS AmAzInG, i cAn't sEe hOw i wOuLdN'T Be aLl kIcKiNg tHe wIcKeD ShIt oUt Of sUcH KiNdS Of oPpOrTuNiTiEs and also why your planet has faygo for some baffling reason actually no nevermind it doesnt explain that that still makes no damn sense but like the thing youre looking for your dark clownish salvation or whatever the fuck your mirthful messiahs ahahahaha i cant even type that without lmao anyway theyre here dude check it out http://tinyurl.com/MoThErFuCkInMiRaClEs :oO
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