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what d0 y0u want with the s0urce 0f the first guardians what g00d d0 y0u really think c0uld c0me 0f it Do you know about it? The sun? y0u cant p0ssibly wield its energy 0r put it t0 c0nstructive use That isn't exactly my plan. y0u w0nt find it either its imp0ssible How do you know that? Could you please share your information with me? n0! y0u still havent gathered that y0ure the pr0blem im thr0ugh with c0nsci0usly c0ntributing t0 inevitable 0utc0mes Well, Aren't you doing that regardless? Right now? 0bvi0usly but im just talking maybe the things i say will indirectly trigger y0ur critical acti0ns maybe n0t wh0 kn0ws maybe!!! maybe if i behave in a manner s0 rand0m parad0x space w0nt kn0w h0w t0 handle it! blah BL00P blee BLUH!@#$%^&*()_+ didnt see that 0ne c0ming did y0u pspace??? + ?*rand(413^612) oh look and now i suddenly refuse to type zeroes in my sentences isnt that crazy! who thought that was even a possibility bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack ribbit ribbit ribbit WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY O_O hahaha! 0h w0w im sure y0u were just being faceti0us with that but y0u have n0 idea h0w funny that is right n0w y0u had n0 way 0f kn0wing thats a thing i d0 all the time but with zer0es this is great i think im 0n t0 s0mething here maybe if i dig deep en0ugh int0 my circuitry and rer0ute all 0f my reserve p0wer thr0ugh my quantum based rand0m number generat0r i can pr0duce behavi0r s0 c0mpletely 0ff the wall that parad0x space will have n0 ch0ice but t0 change everything! You have circuitry? maybe i will also rig my p0wer s0urce t0 the 0utc0me 0f the functi0n and rand0mly bl0w myself up! that w0uld be just really really really*rand(rand(rand(rand(rand(0M)*0M)*0M)*0M)*0M) where 0M = s0me number drawn quite at rand0m fr0m 0ne 0f y0ur absurd human hats !~M~0~D~N~A~R g00dbye r0se enj0y y0ur rampant indiscreti0ns talk t0 y0u later assuming i havent rand0mly bl0wn myself up! Wait, don't go! You were actually interesting. - apocalypseArisen [AA] ceased trolling tentacleTherapist [TT]
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