Rose: Answer Eridan.
wwho are you tryin to convvince wwith this ludicrous poppycock ? magic is NOT REAL wwhatevver youre doin its not real its somethin else outright entirely its fancy and impressivve and all but its not the fuckin figmental storybook claptrap you wwanna make out like it is so howw about you get off your high skyhorse Why do you keep addressing me as if I'm some sort of spokesperson for the reality of magic? You can't needle me into a defensive posture on the subject. I just don't care. youre not usin magic just DEAL WW IT Fine. You win. These are science wands. I am a charlatan. ok i didnt say that i think you wwear the role pretty wwell wwhich is somethin i can appreciate theres a lot of showwmanship thats put in to comin off as a diabolical sort Thanks for the insinuation that I'm making an effort to project myself as a cartoon villain. What a compliment! wwell fine you dont havve to behavve vvillainous if youre bent up on actin against the grain a your nobility or somesuch i can play that role its not like i evver didnt get my gils dirty before Nobility? What are you talking about? wwell arent you No. What gave you that idea? the wway you ok i had a misconclusion about that so my fault obvviously you got rich blood so maybe when you crash landed you wwerent recognized for it by wwhatevver vvehicle upholds the class structure in human society That is exactly what happened. You figured it out. must of been fuckin brutal raisin up a commonblood wwhen you knew you wwere better than evverybody and its probably got you all messed up inside but maybe theres hope for you see i got a lot a experience bein nobility so ill let you knoww if you got a shot in hell at cuttin it pinkscarf ... fakemage pinkscarf howw does that sound You're a complete idiot. see this is good i think this could be a good thing What? this thing wwe got goin you obvviously hate me and i think i got it in me to get the dark propensities smolderin and wwere both obvviously dangerous elites in nature i think theres somethin there i mean look at howw you evven came into the wworld And how was that? killed a fuckin fuck ton of marine life accidental doin thats all i evver done practically the ocean wwas my killin cauldron Accidentally? Or on porpoise? hahahahaha see youre good wwith fish puns too i got so many a those you havve no idea i just think theres a fate thing here i mean i dont mean to strike you as too forwwardsuch but are you seein wwhere im goin wwith this Oh, right. Alien romance, I forgot. Pass. look i understand you dont understand that kind of thing in your culture i get that but maybe i could teach you to get it That's really sweet of you to offer. yeah and in return maybe you could teach me howw to bullshit magic like that You want to learn magic? yes teach me your secrets wwitch Sure. Let's begin. Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.
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