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nanna, what the heck!!! Hoo hoo hoo! John, you remind me so much of your father when he was your age. He was just as easily bested by this crafty old prankstress! really? Yes. It would be many years before he would take the gambit in an exchange with your nanna. but nanna, did you know he is not really my dad? and also, i am not technically your grandson. you are actually sort of my mother. Of course I knew this, John! I have known for many years. I have also known that in a sense, you are my father as well. You were the one to push all those buttons, after all! huh, oh yeah. don't you find it all a little strange? John, I am the ghost of an old lady with one arm who is dressed like a clown. Why would that seem strange to me? heheh. so where have you been, nanna? i have been looking all over for you. I have been looking for you too, dear!
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