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its like watching a miracle made of nothing but twitching schroder legs YOU S33 D4V3 1 TOLD YOU, YOU W1LL NOT R3GR3T H1TCH1NG YOUR SH1TTY JP3GGY FOUR WH33L D3V1C3 TO MY CONST3LL4T1ON TH1S 1S WH3R3 TH3 P4RTYS 4T look at us go i cant stop watching damn those moves TRUST M3 TH3S3 MOV3S DONT STOP K33P T4K1NG PL4C3 NOT 4T TH1S P4RTY i can see im going to have to drop everything drop it like its simultaneously hot and i just tripped over the rug dedicate my undivided attention to this shit D4V3, WHY TR1P OV3R TH4T RUG... WH3N YOU C4N CUT 1T????? >:] T4PP4 T4P T4P 4 P4P! SHOOSH SHOOSH! damn youre right truth be told everyone will be tripping when im done once i upset this biznasty with my swift cuts dudes will phalanx themselves agape like theyre offerin to store my shit in their mouths for the night rows of glasseyed human fly catchers beholding categorical fucking domination of the dance floor but they wont catch none cause the flys all mine YOU H4V3 4LL TH3 D3L1C1OUS FL13S theres not any i dont have im crafting a new dance move to shock the shit out of asses in pants fred astaires ghost will weep in the arms of his own nimble rotting corpse WH4T 1S YOUR N3W MOV3 D4V3 >:? its called the smug cracker parlor wiggle >:O 1 1M4G1N3 TH3S3 GYR4T1ONS W1LL SM3LL QU1T3 FR3SH L1K3 R3C3NTLY L34V3N3D GRUBLO4F of course and just when the scene thought it was startin to recover from its ridiculous erection over that thats when i bust out another fierce move i call it rageclock me in the douche smirk plz cut out to the rude jam "askin 4 it!" HOW RUD3 WOULD YOU S4Y TH1S J4M 1S D4V3 id say if i had to take an educated guess it was outright goddamn unmannerly needs to get worked over by some stuffy prude at finishing school W1LL YOU T34CH M3 TH3S3 MOV3S i dont know about that PL34S3 D4V3 YOU ST4ND TH3R3 4ND DO TH3 UNM4NN3RLY MOV3S, 4ND 1 W1LL OBS3RV3 STUD1OUSLY i dont know if you can keep up with me kid no offense theres just magic in these shoes and the coy gnome i ransacked wants them goddamn back COM3 ON YOU T4K3 TH3 L34D 4ND 1 W1LL FOLLOW L1K3 TH1S http://tinyurl.com/T34CHM3YOURMOV3SD4V3 ahahahahahaha
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