Dave: Change into Four Aces Suited.
there now i wont be satisfying your crazy red fetish either >:'C NOW 1 4M CRY1NG TOO YOU S33 WH4T YOU D1D all you get to smell is black like licorice or something you hate licorice right 1 LOV3 L1COR1C3 shit ok lets say i dont smell like licorice then i smell like a coal miners asshole TOO L4T3! 1T 4LR34DY SM3LLS L1K3 L1COR1C3 S1NC3 YOU S41D TH4T, 4ND NOW 1 C4NT UNSM3LL 1T whatever anyway probably bout time i got on with this game sans these pointless sidequests you want drag me through for kicks later terezi nice knowing you W41T! YOU C4N'T D1TCH M3, W3V3 GOT 1MPORT4NT STUFF TO DO TOG3TH3R unlikely OH H3Y >:o HOW DO YOU KNOW MY N4M3? you told me remember Y34H, BUT 1 THOUGHT YOU FORGOT! why would i forget YOU S41D YOU W3R3 GO1NG TO M4K3 4 PO1NT OF FORG3TT1NG! oh i guess i forgot i was supposed to forget W3LL TH3N M1ST3R D4V3 STR1D3R 1 4M GL4D TH4T YOU FORGOT TO FORG3T >:D uh alright OH!!! SP34K1NG OF FORG3TT1NG TO NOT FORG3T TH1NGS 1 FORGOT TO SHOW YOU TH1S PR3TTY SPOT ON DONT YOU TH1NK http://tinyurl.com/SPOTONSTR1D3R what the hell H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 4BSOLUT3 P3RF3CT1ON! 4ND TH3R3 GO3S TH3 B1G M4N 1N H1S 34RTH SPORT, DR1V1NG TH3 HOOP THROUGH TH3 P41NT........ DOWN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats your obsession with making this goofy bullshit anyway is it troll irony 1 H4V3 D3V3LOP3D 4 P4SS1ON FOR COMB1NG YOUR 1NT3RN3T FOR TH3 COOL K1DS 4ND M4K1NG TH3M COOL3R BY STR1D3RFY1NG TH3M >:] dont get me wrong its awesome TH4NK YOU D4V3 HON3STLY 1 TH1NK 1 4M 4 B3TT3R 4RT1ST TH4N 1 H4V3 PR3S3NT3D SO F4R 1F ONLY 1 COULD DR4W YOU SOM3TH1NG W1TH MY CH4LK >:\ OH!!! 1 KNOW, 1 C4N BORROW MY FR13NDS DR4W1NG T4BL3T 1 W1LL DO TH4T 1N 4 L1TTL3 WH1L3 thats cool D4V3 W3 SHOULD TR4D3 SOM3 DR4W1NGS YOU 4ND M3 sure thats fine im still gonna go off and do my own thing though later W41T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dammit what OK 1 G3T TH4T YOU 4R3 TH1S R4D LON3R 4ND YOU TH1NK YOU H4V3 1T 4LL F1GUR3D OUT BUT HOW 4BOUT TH1S 1F 1 4M M34NT TO H3LP YOU, TH3N YOUR FUTUR3 S3LF OUGHT TO V1S1T YOU R1GHT NOW 4ND G1V3 YOU 4 THUMBS UP, R1GHT? 1T W1LL B3 YOUR W4Y OF CONF1RM1NG TO YOURS3LF TH4T 1 C4N B3 TRUST3D TH3R3 1S NO W4Y YOU WOULD PL4N TO DO TH4T 1N TH3 FUTUR3 1F YOU 3ND UP R3GR3TT1NG MY H3LP DO3S TH4T SOUND F41R? yeah fine but i doubt that i oh fuck there i am hiding behind that column >8D
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