Dave: Pester Terezi.
what the fuck was the point of this again WHY D4V3 WH4T 1S TH1S TH4T MY NOS3 D3T3CTS COULD 1T B3 T34RS??? >:O this is bullshit this was a setup all along 1 TOLD YOU YOU WOULD CRY D4V3 1 TOLD YOU BRO................ >8y ok jegus dont say it if you say i warned you about tears or something one more time i swear to gog DONT! DONT S4Y YOUR3 GO1NG TO DO 4N 4CROB4T1C SOM3RS4ULT OR P1RHOU3TT3 OFF OF SOM3TH1NG, J3GUS 1 G3T 1T 4LR34DY! ok fine our memes can cancel each other out this time Y3S 4GR33D NOW DRY THOS3 SORRY 3Y3S D4V3 TRY NOT TO B3 SUCH 4 FUCK1NG W1MP 1T 1S UNFL4TT3R1NG B3H4V1OR FOR 4 COOLK1D OF YOUR ST4TUR3 god dammit im not actually crying its the fucking onions these piece of shit crocodiles are lambasting me with them TH4TS TH3 L4M3ST 3XCUS3 1V3 3V3R H34RD WHO 3V3R H34RD OF 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 ON1ON M4K1NG SOM3ON3 CRY, 1T 1S 4BSURD i guess the stench of onions is covering up the smell of the truth how convenient also your nose sux youre not even any good at smellin at all >8O TH4T 1S OUTR4G3OUS BUT 1 KNOW YOU 4R3 JUST TRY1NG TO G3T MY 34RTH GO4T FOR HUM4N 1RON1C PURPOS3S the only thing im getting is out of this goddamn idiot cauldron here NO D4V3 DONT! YOU 4R3 GO1NG TO M4K3 TH3 MOST D3L1C1OUS SOUP 1T 1S M4K1NG M3 HUNGRY JUST TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 1T >:O~ the only thing im going to make is like banana and split out of this bubbling pail of misery OH GOG... YOUR3 R1GHT YOU 4R3 S1TT1NG 1N 4 HUG3 P41L >:o why whats the relevance of that tell me its more alien nonsense it will be so awesome to hear more of that 1 4M NOT GO1NG TO 3XPL41N 1 WOULD B3 TOO 3MB4RR4SS3D man why did i ever agree to go along with this horseshit B3C4US3 YOU H4D TO, 1T W4S 1N YOUR FUTUR3 4ND B3S1D3S YOU MUST US3 D1PLOM4CY TO W1N OV3R YOUR CONSORTS S33 LOOK D4V3, TH3Y 4LL LOV3 YOU NOW! YOU 4R3 TH3 H3RO, 1TS YOU >:] NOW TH3Y W1LL G1V3 YOU 4LL TH3 S3CR3TS OF TH3 L4ND what secrets they dont have any secrets look at them theyre morons the only secret theyve got is how many times a day they accidentally flush their medical alert bracelets down the toilet D4V3, TH3Y 4R3 STUP1D 4ND Y3T V3RY W1S3 YOU H4V3 MUCH TO L34RN 4ND 1 W1LL K33P H3LP1NG YOU L34RN 1T! 3V3N 1F YOU 4R3 4 HUG3 CRYB4BY WHO 1S 34S1LY UPS3T BY CHOPP3D V3G3T4BL3S ok im gonna change out of this wet suit and into a dry shut your fucking mouth >8Y BLUHHHHHHH
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