Terezi: Troll this awesome coolkid.
H3Y 34RTH BOY W41T... 1 JUST 4SSUM3D YOU W3R3 4 BOY M4YB3 YOUR3 4 G1RL? 1 DONT KNOW MUCH 4BOUT YOUR W31RD HORNL3SS SP3C13S, 1 GU3SS YOU COULD B3 >:\ yes im a girl OH R34LLY? 34RTHL1NGS 4R3 R34LLY B1Z4RR3 NO OFF3NS3 WH4T 1S YOUR SP3C13S C4LL3D north american hollering phallus baboon >:? 1 TH1NK YOU M1GHT B3 PULL1NG MY FROND, F3M4L3 34RTHL1NG no its true we are highly endangered when our territory is threatened thats when the indiscriminate fucking begins could fuck a circus tent down a gas tank bunch it up in there good slam the lid and drive away beep beep albino hairless dickmonkey coming through 1M NOT SUR3 WH4T TH4T M34NS BUT 1 SUSP3CT 1T W4S SOM3TH1NG H1GHLY L4SC1V1OUS >:| the glittering civilization before you was built on angry apefuck power alone stand agog and marvel bitch H4H4H4 OK TH1S 1S NONS3NS3, YOU 4R3 4 JOK3R L1K3 M3 >:] MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1, WH4TS YOURS shaggy 2 dope OK SH4GGY, S33 1 C4N SM3LL D3C31T L13S H4V3 4 SUBTL3 ODOR, 34SY TO M1SS 4T F1RST BUT TH3 MOR3 TH3Y P1L3 UP TH3 MOR3 TH3Y ST1NK! TH4T 1S NOT YOUR R34L N4M3 ok sorry its ben stiller 4LSO 1 DONT TH1NK YOUR3 R34LLY 4 G1RL nope sorry to disappoint you dude 1 4M 4 G1RL NOT 4 BOY! dont care >:[ TH1S F1RST 3NCOUNT3R 1S NOT GO1NG 4S W3LL 4S 1 HOP3D oh man another failed trolling attempt i had such high hopes trapezi it started out brilliantly T3R3Z1!!!!!!!! 4ND 1 4M NOT TROLL1NG YOU, 1 4M JUST TRY1NG TO G3T TO KNOW 4 L1TTL3 4BOUT YOU 4ND YOUR SP3C13S 1 JUST D1SCOV3R3D 1T 4ND 1 4M CUR1OUS excuse me but it says right in the header of this conversation that youre trolling me persterchum always knows OH... OH Y34H BUT OK TH1S M1GHT B3 H4RD FOR 4N 34RTH B4BOON TO UND3RST4ND BUT TROLL 1S 4 V3RB TH4T H4S 4 LOT OF NU4NC3 TH3 WORD C4N M34N 4 LOT OF TH1NGS FOR 1NST4NC3, 1 4M 4 TROLL! no shit NO 1 M34N TH4TS WH4T MY SP3C13S 1S C4LL3D ok let me just set aside some time to be stupid enough to believe that hey looks like next month is chemical lobotomy month youre in luck OH GOD WH4T 4 SM4RT4SS! SM4RT4SS13ST 4L13N 3V3R so what do you think time to block you yet or what NO! L3TS K33P T4LK1NG UM WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG NOW drawing a comic H3Y 1 L1K3 TO DR4W TOO 1M R34LLY QU1T3 GR34T 4T 1T awesome C4N YOU SHOW M3 YOUR COM1C nah COM3 ON 1 W1LL DR4W YOU SOM3TH1NG 1N R3TURN 1T W1LL B3 4 CULTUR4L 3XCH4NG3 i dunno you seem kinda young to me and this thing is like borderline pornographic how old are you 6 goddamn ok now youre messing with me arent you you arent 6 NO 1TS TRU3! whatever thats bullshit ok fuck it just dont tell your parents WH4T 4R3 P4R3NTS thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said here http://tinyurl.com/CDandSL 1 4M NOT SUR3 WH4T 1S PORNOGR4PH1C 4BOUT TH4T 1TS JUST K1ND OF STR4NG3 i guess 1TS PR3TTY GOOD THOUGH its ok im not thrilled with this direction though i think its too much like my bros stuff need to figure out my own ironic statement to make spread my wings you know Y3S 1 TH1NK YOU C4N DO TH4T YOU JUST H4V3 TO F1GUR3 OUT WH4T TH3 TRUTH 1S 1NS1D3 YOU pretty deep troll girl 1TS TRU3! TH3R3 1S 4 LOT 1N YOUR M1ND WH1CH 1S CONC34L3D FROM YOUR SURF4C3 P3RC3PT1ON YOU JUST N33D TO TRY TO B3COM3 4W4R3 OF 1T CLOS3 YOUR 3Y3S 4ND T3LL M3 WH4T YOU S33 1N YOUR M1NDSP4C3 ok i see that fucking puppet H4H4 Y3S YOUR 4DULT CUSTOD14NS S3RV4NT PUPP3T uh what WH4T 3LS3 DO YOU S33 man i dunno wheres this drawing you promised me OH Y34H H4NG ON OK H3R3 YOU GO B3N ST1LL3R http://tinyurl.com/FORB3NST1LL3R oh my fucking hell that is horrendous in the most beautiful way TH4NK YOU B3N >:] god damn that mouth its like i dont know a fucking pork chop jegus i mean jesus so overwhelmed i cant even damn type Y3S W3LL B3N 1 4M DR4W1NG W1TH 4 MOUS3 YOU KNOW is there even any other way to draw on a computer fuckin doubt it 1M ST4RT1NG TO TH1NK YOUR N4M3 1SNT B3N 1 TH1NK TH4T W4S 4NOTH3R RUS3 T3LL M3 YOUR R34L N4M3!!! >:[ ok lets say its dave why not D4V3! TH4T SM3LLS L1K3 TRUTH 1 W1LL D3C1D3 TO B3L13V3 1T >:] fuck OK D4V3, 1 H4V3 4 LOT TO DO BUT 1 W1LL G3T B4CK TO YOU what the hell could you possibly have to do doesnt seem like youre into trolling us as much as your numbnut friends MY FR13NDS? 4R3 YOU SUGG3ST1NG OTH3RS L1K3 M3 H4V3 TROLL3D YOU yeah what didnt you get the memo 1 WR1T3 TH3 M3MOS!!! 1 M1GHT NOT H4V3 WR1TT3N TH1S ON3 Y3T THOUGH... 1 SHOULD PROB4BLY RUN TH1S BY UH MY L34D3R your leader thats a retarded thing to say even by the standard of your own bullshit made up vernacular SM4RT4SS! whos he really your boyfriend or something PFFFFFFFF Y34H R1GHT W3LL OK 1 M34N 1TS B33N SORT OF COMPL1C4T3D W1TH H1M ok asking for an explanation on that is pretty much the exact opposite of what im doing and interesteds the opposite of what im being SM4RT 4SS >:P 4CTU4LLY H3S K1ND OF SM4RT4SSY L1K3 YOU NOW TH4T 1 TH1NK 4BOUT 1T BUT YOU S33M C4LM 1NST34D OF SHOUTY 4LL TH3 T1M3 4LSO YOU TYP3 1N BR1GHT BOLD R3D YOU DONT H1D3 TH3 COLOR OF YOUR BLOOD L1K3 4 STUP1D W1GGL3R >:] ok that remark was almost as boring as it was weird OH P1P3 DOWN D4V3, 1 4M TRY1NG TO P4Y YOU 4 COMPL1…
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