Terezi: Confer with network administrator.
SOLLUX 1 N33D YOU TO TR4C3 4 MON3Y TR4NSF3R 2omeone 2ent you money? Y3S why'2 2omeone 2endiing you money. and why now of all tiime2, liike we can even u2e iit. who'2 thii2 doucebag? TH4TS WH4T 1 W4NT YOU TO F1GUR3 OUT! ok. bam, done. ii am fuckiing iincrediible. WHO 1S 1T? 2omeone iin our uniiver2e. C4N YOU B3 MOR3 SP3C1F1C? UN1V3RS3S 4R3 K1ND OF HUG3. SOM3ON3 FROM 4LT3RN14? no no, ii mean 2omeone from OUR uniiver2e, the one we ju2t made. WOW, 4LR34DY? TH4T W4S F4ST W3 JUST M4D3 1T! yeah 2ure but we are completely out2iide iit2 temporal envelope remember. the entiire hii2tory of the thiing exii2t2 already iin iit2 entiirety from our per2pectiive, iit2 flow of tiime mean2 nothiing two u2. 2o we don't have two waiit for anythiing, iit'2 all already there. Y34H TH4TS TRU3 ST1LL S33MS W31RD THOUGH >:? 413 boonbond2? damn. 2omeone here ha2 been playiing 2grub ii gue22. wonder why they'd 2end u2 money. maybe they know we made them? maybe iit'2 liike a tiip. liike thank2 dude2 for makiing u2 exii2t. >:??? why 413, why that number. any iidea? NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS OTH3R TH4N TH4T, DONT KNOW well, 2eeiing a2 we don't know 2hiit about the guy... bliind 2eem2 liike the operatiive concept. kiinda liike a bliind donatiion. and now we're fuckiing riich. 2o ii gue22 you could 2ay... they're the numeral2 of the bliind profiit2. HURRR >8P SO TH3N 1 GU3SS 1TS FROM 4N 4L13N yeah. M4YB3 W3 SHOULD T3LL K4RK4T WH3N3V3R H3 W4K3S UP ehhhhh, thii2 2hiit'2 probably not iimportant enough two bother hiim wiith. iif he fiind2 out, he'll probably want two hatch 2ome dumba22 plan that make2 no 2en2e. and badger me iintwo doiing a lot of miindnumbiing bu2ywork. ii'd leave hiim alone. WH4T DO3S H3 LOOK L1K3 OUR BL1ND DONOR here come here ii'll open hiim up iin a viiewport. OK let'2 2hed 2ome... LIIGHT on the 2ubject. H4H4H4 TH4T W4SNT 3V3N 4NY SORT OF PUN YOU DOOFUS that wa2 the joke 2hut the fuck up.
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