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H3Y D4V3 B1G N3WS hey have i made enough money yet OF COURS3 YOU H4V3 MOR3 TH4N W3 COULD 3V3R POSS1BLY F1GUR3 OUT WH4T TO DO W1TH BUT TH4T 1S NOT TH3 B1G N3WS! >:] ok 1 M4D3 YOU 4NOTH3R COM1C fuck bout time what took so long 1 R3S3NT TH3 1MPL1C4T1ON D4V3 TH4T 1 4M NOT WORK1NG T1R3L3SSLY ON YOUR B3H4LF 4S W3LL 4S ON B3H4LF OF TH3 F1N3 4RTS JUST B3C4US3 YOU GO FOR HOURS W1THOUT H34R1NG FROM M3 DO3SNT M34N 1 4M NOT SL4V1NG 4W4Y H3R3 4T M4K1NG YOU R1CH F1N4NC14LLY 4ND 4RT1ST1C4LLY 1TS JUST 1 DONT H4V3 TH3 LUXURY OF YOUR 3XP4ND3D T1M3FR4M3 M1ST3R THR33 D4YS 1N ON3 >:[ k cool lets see it 1S TH3R3 4NYTH1NG TH4T 4 HUM4N COOLK1D C4NNOT DO??? http://tinyurl.com/T34CHM3D4V3 1 DOUBT 1T! >8D damn thats incredible TH3 PH3NOM3NON OF TH3 COOLK1D 1S 4 F4SC1N4T1NG ON3 D4V3 1 H4V3 STUD13D 1T D1D YOU KNOW TH4T W3 DO NOT H4V3 COOLK1DS ON 4LT3RN14? oh shit really that loud sound of shock you just smelled was my jaw hitting the floor 1TS TRU3 SOM3 TRY TO B3 1 TH1NK, W1THOUT 3V3N B31NG 4W4R3 OF TH3 T3MPL4T3 TH3Y 4R3 STR1V1NG FOR 1T 1S 4 S4D SP3CT4CL3 BUT 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 PROB4BLY TH3 COOL3ST COOLK1D D4V3 4LL TH3S3 OTH3R HORNS3S 4SS3S SURF1NG ON K3YBO4RDS 4ND PUTT1NG H4TS ON TURNW4YS 4R3 4 BUNCH OF STUT1D NUMPNUTS TH3Y H4V3 NOTH1NG ON TH3 ON3 TRU3 STR1D3R yeah i mean i cant possibly argue with any of that so are we done making money yet or what OH 1 DONT KNOW T3CHN1C4LLY W3 W3R3 4 LONG T1M3 4GO yeah i kinda figured BUT 1TS 4 FUN W4Y TO STR3TCH OUT TH3 T1M3 YOUV3 GOT L3FT, 1SNT 1T? >:] im not complaining but you said there was something specific we were working toward here i mean aside from buying up all the nastiest fraymotifs Y3S BOTH 4R3 TRU3 4ND TH3R3 4R3 SOM3 YOU H4V3NT BOUGHT Y3T! TH4T 1S 1MPORT4NT, W3 N33D TO K33P YOU COMP3T1T1V3 W1TH JOHN competitive man dont matter what i do im not gonna outpace egbert DONT S4Y TH4T! YOUV3 GOT TO B3L13V3 1N YOURS3LF D4V3 hey its not like the futures a mystery or anything weve both seen it well ive seen it youve just caught a whiff of it like a hungry beggar loitering cross the street of an olive garden just cause a filthy vagrants barred from entry dont mean a dude doesnt know italian foods nearby its a fucking fact to his nose DO NOT D1STR4CT FROM TH3 1SSU3 W1TH YOUR S4SSY R3M4RKS 4BOUT 34RTH 1T4L14N FOOD Y34H OK, JOHN M4Y S3RV3 YOU YOUR OWN BULG3 ON 4 S1LV3R TURN T4BL3 PR3 SCR4TCH BUT WH4T 4BOUT 4FT3R TH4T? W3 N33D YOU TO K33P P4C3 1T 1S TH3 CL4SS1C STRUGGL3, TH3 HUM4N 34RTH COOLK1D V3RSUS TH3 34RTH HUM4N N3RD WHO W1LL W1N??????? >:O (D4V3 D4V3 D4V3) yeah fine so whats the other thing we were accomplishing here does that get to be not an obnoxious secret yet Y3S, NOW 1S TH3 T1M3 YOU MUST W1R3 YOUR BOONDOLL4RS TO MY 4CCOUNT ok so this was your game to get rich off me Y3SSSSSSSSSSSS >8] BUT S3R1OUSLY 1TS 1MPORT4NT! 1T 1S CR1T1C4L TO 4LL OUR PL4NS alright well its not like i even have a problem parting with this useless bullshit money how much do you need 413 BOONBONDS thats all i can afford to give you a fuckload more than that how bout i give you an even boonbank NO!!! 1T MUST B3 3X4CTLY TH4T 4MOUNT ok just to be clear thats 413 not "aie" Y34H J3RK >:P whats up with that number ive seen it around TH3Y 4R3 TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS whats that mean 1 DONT KNOW >:? ok awesome 4LSO 4T TH3 3X4CT 3ND OF TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON YOU MUST W1R3 TH3 MON3Y TO MY 4CCOUNT 3X4CTLY 6 HOURS 4ND 12 M1NUT3S 1NTO TH3 P4ST MY P4ST! R3L4T1V3 TO MY PR3S3NT MOM3NT 4S OF TYP1NG TH1S you mean i can do that then why werent we just wiring money into the past for these investment escapades instead of doing all this time traveling B3C4US3! TH4T W4SNT TH3 PL4N W3 H4D TO PL4Y 4LONG W1TH TH3 ST4BL3 T1M3 LOOPS W3 W3R3 PR3S3NT3D W1TH YOU KNOW, M4K3 SUR3 4LL THOS3 D4V3S RUNN1NG 4ROUND 3X1ST3D 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3 oh yeah i knew that its just frustrating sometimes its like paradox space makes you do everything the hard way Y34H T3LL M3 4BOUT 1T BUT H3Y 1TS B33N FUN PL4Y1NG 4LONG, H4SNT 1T? sure W3V3 GOT TO K33P B31NG D3L1C4T3 W1TH T1M3 1F YOU ST4RT B3ND1NG TH3 RUL3S 4ND T4K1NG SHORTCUTS TH4TS WH3N D34D D4V3S ST4RT P1L1NG UP D34D D4V3S 4R3 TH3 3N3MY! 4S D3L1GHTFUL 4S 1T 1S TO SM3LL TH31R SW33T C4NDY BLOOD 3V3RYWH3R3 yeah reminds me i made you a comic a while ago YOU D1D??? yeah here >:o D4V3... TH1S COM1C 1S BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C YOU 4R3 4 R34LLY FUCK3D UP K1D yeah ok whatever you say fuckin aliens (1T 1S F4NT4ST1C, 1 LOV3 1T) ok cool hey boonbonds incoming now brace yourself six hours ago
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