John: Empty sylladex.
This is the most ridiculous pile of useless crap I have ever seen. Why did you pick up all this junk???????? Rocks, mushrooms, shoes........ Jegus, John. jegus? Yes. Jegus! how do you know about jegus? do you even know what that is? I have no idea! It's something Terezi has 8een saying non stop for some reason. It is weirdly infectious. What is it, some sort of human profanity? no. well, yeah kind of. it is a misspelling of an adult male bearded human, who was magic. 8ooooooooring. shrug! John! Is that a frog I see there? uh, yes. it is. How do you have a frog already???????? i dunno. i found it, and i decided to captchalogue it for some reason. frogs are pretty cool. It seems awfully early in your game for you to 8e finding frogs. Your session sure is weird! huh. ok... apparently it is considered illegal contraband. why would a frog be illegal? John, shut your trap! We are in a hurry here. bossy!!!!!!!! Ok, I think I can make you a completely faaaaaaaa8ulous outfit using this trash, and may8e some other stuff around your hive. 8ut you have to do exactly what I say! bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy. to the eighth power. times eight infinities!!! H8RRY 8P!!!!!!!!! that was nine !'s. Oops.
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