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Oh A While Ago Before you first contacted me? I Have To Confess That Ive Been Experiencing Something Like Impression Whiplash Since That Time What do you mean? At First I Thought You Were Foolish And Incompetent My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear. You See Thats What Im Talking About That Was A Very Snarky Remark That Happened Just Now Stratified By Your Signature Varieties Of Insincerity Which Cut Through The Literal Meaning Of The Statement Like Colorful Ribbons And The Net Intent Is Something Maddening To Try To Know Its Meaning I Think Exists At The Inscrutable Nexus Of Semantic Space Where Humor Chafes Against Soft Malice A Place Perhaps The Human Mind Occupies More Comfortably I Dont Know Xenopsychology Isnt My Strong Suit Or Even A Real Word ... Uh Yeah I Know Im Babbling Again The Point Is Its Not The Type Of Behavior A Very Stupid Person Can Perpetrate And So My Impression Has Thrashed Around From Conversation To Conversation And Now Rather Than Suspecting You Of Incompetence I Have Begun To Fear Just The Opposite I Think You Might Be Dangerous To whom? Maybe Not Knowing That Is What Really Bothers Me Why Dont You Put The Turtle Ruins Down And Return To Your House I Have Sketched Some New Outfits For You That I Think Are Nice We Could Try To Make Them It Will Be Fun You seem to have taken quite an interest in my wardrobe decisions. Are all trolls so fashion-minded? Urrgh No Sadly Maybe later. What If There Isnt A Later Well, we already know there won't be. That's nothing new. I Mean There Not Being A Later Might Happen Sooner Than You Think Wow, what? I Mean For You Specifically Okay This Was Something Else I Wanted To Say Or Ask About But Im Afraid My Asking Might Play A Role In The Outcome And I Dont Know If I Want That
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