Kanaya: Troll the John human.
Hello hi...? Allow Me To Make This Simple I Am A Troll From Another Universe Using A Chat Client Utility Which Is Capable Of Contacting You And Your Friends At Any Point Of Your Lives Which I Choose Up To And Including The Moment Of Your Own Incompetence Fueled Self Destruction Im Looking For Evidence Of Intelligence In Your Species A Reason Any Reason At All Really To Justify Wasting The Few Precious Remaining Moments Of My Life On You It Has Fallen On Your Shoulders To Supply Me With That Reason John Human Go ha ha, what? What Indeed I Was Just Leaving so you're a time traveler? No We Dont Actually Travel Through Uh Well Not All Of Us Do One Of Us Does Though Thats Not What We Are Talking About Here And Is Aside From The Point so let me see if i have this straight... you are a time traveling space alien from the future, sent here to study humans? No are you from mars? is it a mission of peace? No John You Werent Listening what does your time machine look like? a phone booth? phone booths are a popular thing for some reason. Damn It were you lured to earth by a huge gyroscopey thing that jodie foster piloted in contact, while matthew mcconaughey sort of acted as her spiritual guide i guess... What The Hell and then he kind of preached to her about having faith instead of believing in the sciences so hard all the time, and i guess in the end she believed him, maybe? actually, im not even sure what the point of mcconaughey was in that movie. but he was still awesome. and then jodie found her dad on an alien planet... but i think he was a ghost or something? or maybe an alien in disguise. and then she went home and nobody believed her, but you just KNOW mcconaughey believed her. because he had all the faith. and i mean ALL OF IT. anyway, does that have any applicability to your cosmic interstellar astrojourney? Okay Youre Even Dumber Than The Rose Human Thats Incredible Really pff, i know i'm dumber than rose, that is not much of a burn, dude! Im A Girl Not A Boy oh, sorry. i don't know why i thought you were. It Happens were you trolling rose too? TIME TRAVEL TROLLING??? Yes As A Matter Of Fact oh boy, let me go put on my quantum space hat, and extra terrestrial adventure boots, and you can tell me all about it. If You Werent So Stupid Id Suspect You Were Being Insincere For The Benefit Of Your Amusement ha ha ha. i don't follow! I Just Spoke To Her In The Future Shes An Imbecile And Conveying How Much I Dislike Her At This Point Presents An Overwhelming Gauntlet Of Personal Expression But Regardless She Said To Paste Something From Our Conversation To Get You To Understand Whats Going On I Have Strong Doubts It Will Be Effective But Here Goes GA: I Should Figure Out How The Viewport Feature Of This Application Works GA: So I Can See What Such A Primitive Creature Looks Like TT: haha, well i know what you guys look like. TT: you look kind of like... TT: howie mandel from little monsters. TT: even though, to be perfectly frank, he was kind of a big monster. TT: because he was a big goofy adult. TT: and fred savage was like his child prankster sidekick. GA: Is This An Adversary You Have Encountered On Your Quest TT: no, it's a movie. TT: you should ask john about it, because he thinks it's awesome, which it is. hahaha! oh man, you blew it! now i know for sure you're trolling me. rose hates that movie. Are You Suggesting I Was Being Trolled That It Was A Charade Meant To Make Me Look Foolish possibly! i know that sure didn't sound like her. but i think it's more likely that you made it all up cause you know i like that movie. so i tip my cap to you, well played miss troll! Now Im Wondering If You Might Be Trolling Me As Well ok well, just between you and me... SOMEONE here is getting trolled. and it just might be all three of us. Okay but you shoulda told me you liked little monsters! we could jam about that. what was your favorite part? Suspicions Pitching Once Again Toward The Conclusion That You Are Just Very Stupid i really want to get a little monsters poster, but they're hard to find! i asked my dad for one for christmas. fingers crossed! Im Guessing Thats The Human Equivalent Of 12th Perigees Eve Will Your Adult Human Custodian Forage For Leavings As Ours Do yup, that sure keeps sounding alien of you. keep up the good work! listen, i'm kind of busy, i have to wrap this present and mail it in a hurry. so i'm going to block you! but i might unblock you again soon, because you're kinda cool. Your Blocks Mean Nothing But Dont Worry You Wont Hear From Me Again yeah well... you might just hear from me! also, you should give rose another chance. she is really great! whatever she did, she was probably just pulling her mind games on you, it's all in fun. there is more to her than that, you'll see. bye! ghostyTrickster [GT] blocked grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
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