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W8! 8efore you wander too far off course like a doofus, you need to know how to get to a return node! So you can get 8ack to your computer. Here, hang on, I am making you a map. but i know where i'm going! terezi already made me a map. What!!!!!!!! first she made a really crappy one, then a really nice one that works kind of like google. she started helping me after she tried to kill me. Ugh. She is still trying to one up me I see. Even preempting my awesome helpfulness! When did she do that? I mean from my perspective? Do you think she already did it, or hasn't done it yet? wow, how could i possibly know that! I don't know. Forget it. I will show her though. I will show her the meaning of helpfulness. I will help this little human nerd under the ta8le. The very same ta8le you dined at, while I w8ted on you prong and fucking nu8. you mean like a candle light hate date? God, no!!!!!!!! With a human? Gross. oh... well then, thanks, i guess? why do you want to be so helpful, anyway? i mean, with her i got the sense she was being kind of jokestery about it, which is something i can understand. but why bother helping, if we aren't going to win anyway? You won't win? Says who????????? you guys. it is practically all you ever say. Well, ok yes, you are screwed. And so are we. 8ut so what! Just 8ecause you are going to fail doesn't mean it won't 8e any fun along the way! 8y the looks of things, you have a very exciting 24 hours ahead of you. It'll 8e one hell of a reckoning!
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