John: Prepare for flight.
jade is not answering! are you sure she's ok? She's asleep! She sure seems to sleep a lot. She sort of reminds me of my goo8er teamm8. He napped through most of the adventure, and was practically useless. oh... you mean carcino geneticist? Hahahaha, no way! Karkat is so up tight, he hardly slept a wink over the whole 600 hour span of our quest. He didn't even wake up on the moon until AFTER we won the game, hahahahahahahaha. What a loser. heheh. car cat. that is how i am saying that. beep beep, meow! i will have to remember to give him a hard time about that. John, you are pretty weird! I can see why you would piss him off so much. it is really not hard to do that. Tell me a8out it! Speaking of telling me a8out things... Why don't you tell me what you were just dreaming a8out that was so important, fellow Prospit dreamer???????? Prospit is the 8est. Derse is where all the rejects hang out. Am I right? i never even saw prospit. aside from flaming bits and pieces of it i guess. something happened, and it blew up, and dream jade died, and then i was wandering around this place that was like a chess board with a huge crater in it, with loads of dead black and white guys everywhere. Yes, I know all that! That place is the 8attlefield, which is where your dream self lives now. You will appear there any time you go to sleep. Prospit dreamers are supposed to end up there eventually. If they're any good, that is. ::::) 8ut you got there so much sooner. Normally a dreamer's journey to the 8attlefield will not 8e so spectacularly sudden and violent. Meteoric, if you will! oh, huh. 8ut you didn't answer my question! What was so important that you wanted to go 8ack to sleep again for? my dad was there. What's that? um, you know... my guardian? Oh, you mean the adult male human who lived in your hive? yes. if by hive you mean house. Haha, I was wondering a8out that. I was like, what the hell is this guy doing in this kid's hive? Where is his lusus? Is he an orphan contending with some sort of meddlesome grownup squatter???????? um... these observations are very alien of you. but that's pretty cool i guess, seeing as you are an alien. Yes, I just chalked it up as generic alien weirdness and didn't think too much a8out it. Just another series of strange exhi8its from an inferior civiliz8tion. the funny thing is, he is not even really my dad. i mean, i was adopted by him, although we are not actually unrelated, i think. he is the son of my grandmother, who isn't really my grandmother... nanna is sort of like my biological mother, and my biological father would be jade's grandpa, sorta. both of which i just created, with slime and stuff, and sent back in time as babies. so i guess, if anything, that makes my dad... my half brother??? ::::\ tell me about it!
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