John: Answer troll.
Joooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo oooooooohn! W8ke up!!!!!!!! heheh. i am pronouncing that like a really long "june". that is so many o's. It is 8ight groups of 8ight. I specifically counted them. It's sort of a thing I do. you typed my name in 64 bit. Wow. What a nerd! have i talked to you before? Um, possi8ly? This is the first time I have contacted you that I am aware of. i'm pretty sure i remember you. you hassled me a long time ago. i think you threatened to kill me at some point. John, give me a 8r8k! That was o8viously just my way of getting to know you. Or it will 8e, whenever I get around to it. well, yeah, i know that about you guys by now. but also i know that it is probably not exactly an empty threat! since one of you already managed to trick me into getting myself killed. well, in another timeline at least. Man. That was pro8a8ly Terezi! I should have known she would pull something like that. What a meddler. terezi? Yes. The pesky 8lind troll who licks her monitor and smells words and stuff. The one who got you killed. I'm sure of it! huh. it never really occurred to me to ask what your names are. kinda rude of me! what is yours? Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. ::::) man, that sounds so made up! but if you say so, marquise. Spinneret! Marquise is a title, stupid. oh, ok. And you don't have to worry a8out me manipul8ting you to your death! It is completely 8eneath me. Unlike her, I plan on taking the high road. You see John, you and I actually have some things in common, 8ut you couldn't possi8ly understand why yet. So I'm planning on helping you! ok, i will be sure to let my guard down. psyche!!!!!!!!! oh damn, that was 9 !'s. !!!!!!!1 shit! never mind. Hahahahahahahaha. anyway, nice meeting you spinneret. if you don't mind, i would like to try to go back to sleep. i was dreaming about something important. You can't sleep now, John! What a8out J8de???????? oh god, i forgot! poor jade... :( i hope she is alright. She's fine. I can see her right now! 8ut she will not 8e for long if you don't get her into your session. yeah, you're right. i have to hurry and go save her! see ya! Wait!!!!!!!! Where the hell do you think you're going to go? You don't even have your copy of the game yet! oh yeah... duh, stupid stupid dumb. do you know where i am supposed to get it? Easy! Just w8 around for a few minutes. hmm... ok? See, John? You need me to advance. Even though you were going to do this stuff anyway, it turns out I am the reason you were going to do it anyway in the first place! Your timeline is my we8, and suddenly you are all tangled up in it, wriggling and helpless. Isn't that cooooooool???????? meh. so, you seem to like 8's a whole bunch, and i guess you are like, kind of spidery themed or something? Yeah! haha, spiders are gross! Fuck you!!!!!!!!
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