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TH4T 1S B3TT3R 1TS MUCH 34S13R TO R34D YOUR COLOR TH1S W4Y YOUR DR4B D1RTY P4V3M3NT GR4Y ON TOP OF BR1GHT C4NDY R3D, L1K3 4 SH1NY LOLL1POP DO3S TH4T SOUND F4M1L14R K4RK4T?? YES, I'M EXTREMELY FAMILIAR WITH THIS SORT OF NONSENSE BY NOW, SURE. NO 1 M34N GR4Y ON R3D L1K3 TH3 W4Y YOUR SK1N CONC34LS YOUR BLOOD WHAT C4NDY C4NDY R3D! L1K3 YOUR PL4N3T YOU H4V3 STRONG CH3RRY COUGH SYRUP 1N YOUR V31NS! 1T 1S COMPL3T3LY D3L1C1OUS. WHO TOLD YOU DID JACK TELL YOU NO H3 DO3SNT T4LK MUCH 1 F1GUR3D 1T OUT MYS3LF HOW 1 GOT 4 CLOS3R LOOK R3M3MB3R >:] NO PFFF YOU 4R3 PL4Y1NG SO DUMB, YOU KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T 1 4M T4LK1NG 4BOUT I CLEANED UP MY WOUND AND CHANGED MY SHIRT BEFORE I EVEN MET YOU, I'VE BEEN EXTREMELY CAREFUL. SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FILL ME IN. 1T W4S WH3N 1 GOT CLOS3 3NOUGH TO SM3LL 1T UND3R YOUR SK1N PL34S3 K4RK4T, DO NOT PR3T3ND TH4T YOU FORGOT 4BOUT OUR L1TTL3 MOM3NT WHOA YOU MEAN DURING FUCK. OK SHHHHHHHHHH SHH SHH SHH... LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS, NOT HERE. TH1S 1SNT 4 M3MO! 1TS 4 PR1V4T3 CORR3SPOND3NC3 JUST B3TW33N US, R3M3MB3R? I KNOW BUT DAMMIT WRITING ALL THESE MEMOS HAS MADE ME PARANOID. IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL SECURE CHATTING ABOUT IT OVER THE CLIENT, I DUNNO. WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT IN PERSON. HOW "1N P3RSON" DO YOU M34N? UH OH LOOK 4T MY 3Y3BROWS G3TT1NG C4RR13D 4W4Y H3R3 >;] > ;] >;] > ;] >;] > ;] K4RK4T H3LP, TH3Y 4R3 OUT OF CONTROL!!! THOSE ARE EYEBROWS? I THOUGHT THEY WERE HORNS. TH3Y 4R3 HORNS TOO TH3Y 4R3 4R3 WH4T3V3R 1 W4NT TH3M TO B3 ?:B DONT CH4NG3 TH3 SUBJ3CT BY B31NG CUT3! WELL APPARENTLY I JUST CAN'T FUCKING HELP MYSELF CAN I. NOP3 HOW CAN YOU EVEN SMELL SO DAMN WELL, ANYWAY. YOU GIVE ME A HARD TIME ABOUT BEING COY ABOUT SHIT BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR CRAZY SENSES YOU'RE SO VAGUE, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO DECIPHER THE DAILY HOROSCOPE RIDDLE. OR THE RIDDLES FOR ALL 48 SIGNS COMBINED. 444RGH YOU 4R3 4 R3L3NTL3SS SUBJ3CT CH4NG3R! >XO F1N3, 1TS OK 1F YOU DONT W4NT TO T4LK 4BOUT 1T GOD YOU 4R3 SOOOOO SHY FOR 4N 4NGRY GUY WHO W4NTS TO B3 4 B1GSHOT L34D3R, 1TS R1D1CULOUS LOOK WE'LL TALK I PROMISE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY SOME STUFF ABOUT YOURSELF FOR A CHANGE AND CUT ME SOME SLACK. OK >:]
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