Terezi: Respond.
OK I GOT YOUR MESSAGE THANKS FOR NOT HASSLING ME ABOUT IT IN ONE OF THE MEMOS TO GET MY ATTENTION, I APPRECIATE THAT. UNLESS YOU DID, BUT IT WAS IN A FUTURE MEMO I HAVEN'T WRITTEN YET, IN WHICH CASE HAVE A BIGTIME FUCK YOU ABOUT THAT IN ADVANCE. NO 1 D1DNT BUG YOU 4BOUT 1T 1N YOUR STUP1D M3MOS! TH3Y 4R3 4NNOY1NG 4ND 1M T1R3D OF G3TT1NG B4NN3D FOR NO R34SON POSTING IN THEM AT ALL IS THE REASON. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REPLY MEMOS PERIOD, THAT'S THE REASON. M4YB3 1 W1LL ST4RT MY OWN BULL3T1N BO4RD 4ND 3V3RYON3 W1LL B3 4LLOW3D TO R3PLY 4NY T1M3 TH3Y W4NT 3XC3PT FOR GUYS W1TH NUBBY HORNS, OH NO, TH3Y W1LL NOT B3 4BL3 TO R3PLY 4T 4LL GRUMPY K4RK4TS W1LL B3 3XPR3SSLY FORB1DD3N FROM R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN! >:P SOUNDS LAME. BY TH3 W4Y TH4T W1LL B3 TH3 N4M3 OF TH3 BO4RD 1N C4S3 1T W4SNT CL34R YEAH I GOT THAT. THIS IS AN EMPTY THREAT, BECAUSE IF YOU MADE A BOARD AT ANY POINT ON THE TIMELINE I WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IT RIGHT HERE AND READ THE WHOLE THING ALREADY. WAIT... OH GOD, YOU ACTUALLY DID. Y3SSSSS! FUTUR3 T3R3Z1 1S LOOK1NG PR3TTY COOL R1GHT 4BOUT NOW >8] LOOK I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY. WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT GOING AFTER THE QUEEN'S RING. W3LL TH3 TH1NG TH4T 1S 4LL 4BOUT 1T 1S W3 H4V3 TO GO 4FT3R TH3 QU33NS R1NG 1T 1S 4 N3W M1SS1ON BUT WE'RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING TO PULL OFF REGISURP WITH JACK. WHY DON'T WE TAKE IT ONE MISSION AT A TIME. Y34H 4BOUT TH4T TH3 WHOL3 PO1NT 1S TO D3STROY TH3 R1NG SO J4CK DO3SNT G3T 1T WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT, JACK'S AN ALLY. 4LSO TH3 M1SS1ON SORT OF 1NVOLV3S 3X1L1NG J4CK TOO >:| THIS IS BULLSHIT. WE'RE NOT EXILING JACK, HE'S COOL. K4RK4T, H3 1S NOT TH4T COOL! YES HE IS, HE'S A TOTAL BADASS WITH A FUCK TON OF BLADES AND SHIT, AND HE'S HELPING US OUT. OK, 1 TH1NK 1TS PR3TTY CUT3 TH4T YOU SORT OF LOOK UP TO H1M L1K3 TH4T BUT S3R1OUSLY, 1 DO NOT G3T 4 GOOD F33L1NG FROM H1M! H3 K1ND OF STINKS? LET ME ACTED SHOCKED LIKE I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. O: FUCK I FORGOT MY HORNS, I ALWAYS FORGET THEM O:B NO! W3LL SORT OF H3 DO3SNT SM3LL B4D 4CTU4LLY H3 SM3LLS R34LLY CL34N 4ND SH1NY 4ND D4RK D4RK D444RK L1K3 4N O1L SL1CK 4ND TH3R3 1S 4 T1NY H1NT OF L1COR1C3 TH3R3 TOO 1TS MOR3 L1K3 TH3 W4Y H3 MOV3S 1 SM3LL H1S SMOOTH MOT1ONS 4ND TH3 W4Y H3 SQU1NTS H1S 3Y3S 4ND 1T G1V3S M3 TH1S R34LLY N3RVOUS F33L1NG WHAT A SURPRISE, YOU ARE DRAGGING YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIC NOSE INTO THIS, WHAT AN OUTSTANDING CHARACTER WITNESS. OBJECTION YOUR TYRANNY! HAHAHA >:D THE BOTTOM LINE IS I AM NOT GOING TO EXILE JACK BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN SMELL MALICE OFF AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE. K4RK4T, H3S 4 J3RK! H3 H4S ST4BB3D YOU ON MOR3 TH4N ON3 OCC4S1ON! SOME OF THOSE STABBINGS WERE ACCIDENTAL! >8| OK, WELL I KNOW FOR A FACT THE THIRD TIME WAS ACCIDENTAL. ANYWAY YOU'VE BEATEN THE SHIT OUT OF ME A FEW TIMES YOURSELF. BUT 1 D1DN'T DR4W BLOOD! 1 M34N 1 COULD H4V3 TO S4T1SFY MY CUR1OS1TY >:] BUT 1 D1DNT 4S 4 COURT3SY TO YOU S1NC3 YOU ST1LL W4NT TO K33P 1T 4 S3CR3T FROM M3 L1K3 4 P3TUL4NT L1TTL3 W1GGL3R >:P HEY I PROMISED I'D TELL YOU. I JUST WASN'T READY OK W3LL 1TS OK 1 KNOW WH4T COLOR YOUR BLOOD 1S 4NYW4Y >:] NO YOU DON'T YUP, 1 TOT4LLY DO LIES, I'VE BEEN VERY CAREFUL. NOT LIKE ALL YOU CLASSLESS SHITBAGS WHO SLOP YOUR BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE EVERY GODDAMN MINUTE LIKE IT'S SOME WEIRD FETISH. 3RR HM >:\ WHAT BL4R HOLD ON WHAT IS IT? 1 S41D HOLD ON! SOM3T1M3S 1TS H4RD TO P1CK OUT TH3 L3TT3RS FROM TH3 HOLO PROJ3CT1ON 1 N33D TO G3T 4 CLOS3R LOOK! ARE YOU LICKING YOUR GLASSES AGAIN? I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT, IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. NOMP, WH4TH WOULB EBER G1TH YOU TH4TH 1BE4??? H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
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