Equius: Read first memo.
PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG] 6:12 HOURS AGO opened public transtimeline bulletin board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PCG 6:12 HOURS AGO opened memo on board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY. OK I THINK I SET THIS UP RIGHT. FUCK I SHOULD HAVE COME UP WITH A BETTER BOARD NAME. BUT I GUESS THAT'S THE NAME IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SINCE THAT'S THE NAME THAT UH I ALREADY READ. WOW THAT PROBABLY WON'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ANYBODY. WHATEVER, IT'S JUST A STUPID NAME, LET'S JUST DO THIS. THIS IS A PUBLIC BULLETIN USING TROLLIAN'S WEIRD TRANSTIMELINE FEATURES WHICH I DON'T EVEN REALLY UNDERSTAND YET. BUT I'M GUESSING MIGHT BE USEFUL. I'VE INCLUDED ALL TWELVE PLAYERS IN THE SUBSCRIPTION LIST SO YOU SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO READ THESE MEMOS AT ANY TIME. THAT IS, ALL THE MEMOS POSTED, PAST AND FUTURE. I THINK. IT COULD GET PRETTY TEMPORALLY CONFUSING OBVIOUSLY. I'M GOING TO TRY TO KEEP THE MEMOS AS SIMPLE AND LINEAR AS POSSIBLE. ALSO LET'S KEEP THIS A ONE-WAY-ONLY BULLETIN TO MAKE THIS AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE. DO NOT REPLY TO MY MEMOS!!! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CHATROOM, ASSHOLES. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME IN RESPONSE TO A MEMO, MESSAGE ME IN PRIVATE AT THE APPROPRIATE POINT ON THE TIMELINE. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS ABOUT THE TEAMS. AS OF NOW, YOU SHOULD ALL BE AWARE THAT THERE IS REALLY ONLY ONE TEAM, AND WE ARE ALL WORKING TOGETHER. AND BY "NOW" I MEAN TIME LOCAL TO ME AS OF WRITING THIS. SO IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN THE PAST... UH OK FIRST OF ALL, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS FEATURE ALREADY? SECOND WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME. WHATEVER I DIGRESS. IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN THE FUTURE THEN WHO CARES, IT'S PROBABLY OLD NEWS TO YOU. ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT READING THIS IN THE FUTURE? IT'S LIKE ANY BULLETIN BOARD, YOU POST STUFF AND IT SITS THERE FOR A WHILE AND PEOPLE IN "THE FUTURE" READ IT. HUH. BIG FUCKING DEAL I GUESS. PAST gallowsCalibrator [PGC] 5:51 HOURS AGO responded to memo. OH MY GOD K4RK4T! WHO C4R3S!!!!! >:O PCG banned PGC from responding to memo. ANYWAY LIKE I WAS SAYING. ONE BIG TEAM, OVER WHICH I HAVE ASSUMED TOTAL LEADERSHIP. I WILL ASSUME THAT IT WILL CONTINUE TO STAY THIS WAY FOR THE DURATION OF OUR QUEST, AND THAT I WILL REMAIN AN IMPECCABLE LEADER FOR A SPAN OF HUNDREDS OF HOURS WHILE I GUIDE US ALL TO A STUNNING VICTORY. IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASSUME. I BROWSED THROUGH THIS WHOLE BULLETIN IN ADVANCE, AND IT DOES APPEAR TO BE THE CASE. GO ME. IN FACT, SINCE I'VE SEEN WHAT I WILL WRITE IN THE FUTURE, I WONDER WHAT IMPETUS I WILL HAVE FOR WRITING IT LATER WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO? I WONDER IF I COULD JUST COPY/PASTE IT... HOLD ON. DAMN. I GUESS THEY THOUGHT OF THAT? I DUNNO. I TRIED TO LOOK AT THE WHOLE BULLETIN AGAIN, BUT NOW THAT I'VE OPENED THIS ONE FROM THE BEGINNING, I CAN'T SEE THE WHOLE THING ANYMORE. UNLESS I LOOK AT IT ON ONE OF YOUR COMPUTERS... OR MAYBE IF YOU SEND ME LIKE A TEXT FILE OF IT? WOULD THAT CAUSE A PARADOX OR SOMETHING? YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS SO STUPID. I ACTUALLY REMEMBER READING ALL THIS SHIT LIKE A HALF HOUR AGO, AND NOW HERE I AM TYPING IT ANYWAY. I PROBABLY CAN'T AVOID TYPING ANY OF THIS, HOW WEIRD IS THAT. I HATE TIME TRAVEL. PAST twinArmageddons [PTA] 0:34 HOURS AGO responded to memo. eheheheheh KK iim ba2iically ju2t lmao here at thii2, WOW. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, ARE YOU PEOPLE RETARDED. dude don't worry ii wont fuck up your memo for long, ii ju2t cant beliieve thii2 wa2 the biig rea2on you wanted "future me" two help you open tho2e port2. two ba2iically ju2t babble about paradoxe2 and argue wiith your2elf for hundred2 of page2 heheheh. OK SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS FROM LIKE 5 HOURS IN THE FUTURE JUST TO GIVE ME A HARD TIME, NICE. WELL THANKS FOR THE HELP, SO WHEN DO I BAN YOU, FUTURE BOY? a few liine2 down, after ii pretend liike iim goiing two diie. iim 2ure for a laugh on account of my iimmiinent banniing, FUCK how could you even do that two me. 2o cold man. ARE YOU REALLY STILL SORE AT ME FIVE HOURS LATER FOR RUNNING THAT VIRUS, GOD DAMN GET OVER IT. IT WAS YOUR FUCKING VIRUS ANYWAY, YOU'RE TO BLAME. eheh no bro we're cool about that, now future you ii2 connectiing wiith me 2o ii can enter the game. OH YEAH? yeah 2o thank2 for that fiive hour2 iin advance. THIS IS BS ISN'T IT. TROLLING ME FROM THE FUTURE, HOW JUVENILE CAN YOU GET. no man iit2 true, we are bulge bumpiing pupa pal2 agaiin. OH FUCK THIS CONDESCENDING FUTURE KNOWITALL ACT, WE AREN'T BUMPING SHIT, YOU ARE SO BANNED. nooooooo, not the ban, it buuuuuuurn2, oh god hahahaha. waiit. oh god. iit doe2 burn. 2omethiing'2 wrong, iim 2eriiou2! that horriible p2ychiic noii2e the voiice2 they're all goiing two diie oh 2HiiT iim bleediing 2hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit thii2 ii2 bad ii have two get her iin quiick got two go PCG banned PTA from responding to memo. AND SO THE PORCINE HOOF BELONGING TO THE SWOLLEN HAG KNOWN AS LADY DESTINY HAS STOMPED ANOTHER THROAT. WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS NEXT? NOBODY??? OK, GOOD. ALTHOUGH I'M FAIRLY SURE I REMEMB…
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