Gamzee: Indulge emotional theatrics.
gam i need to talk to kar wwhere is he he isnt answwerin He's bUsY BeInG SlApPeD MoThErFuCkIn sEnSeLeSs bY ThE GuY WhO LiKeS KnIvEs BuT I CaN ReLaY WhAt mEsSaGe yOu gOt, My bRoThEr i dont feel comfortable wwith that i havve some serious feelins and problems here and i need some advvice HaHa, YeAh i fEeL YoU, hE'S PrEtTy wOrKeD Up tOo wwhy BeCaUsE OuR GoOd bRo sOlLuX JuSt kIcKeD ThE WiCkEd mOtHeRfUcKiN ShIt wwhat the fuck do you mean by that are you sayin hes dead YeAh :o( oh fuck oh god fuck noww i feel like an asshole YeAh i'd sAy tHaT An aSsHoLe iS ThE ThInG ThAt jUsT AbOuT WhAt eVeRyBoDy fEeLs lIkE KaRkAt bLaMeS HiMsElF On iT, pOoR MoThErFuCkEr BuT I ToLd hIm tO Be cHiLl BeCaUsE ThErE Is a mIrAcLe cOmInG, i cAn fEeL It that is the wworst fuckin advvice wwhat an awwful thing a you to say MAGIC ISNT REAL STUPID STOP BELIEVVIN IN IT i'Ve gOt tO BeLiEvE At wHaT My hEaRt tElLs iN Me, EvEn iF It's a fAkE ThInG HoNk this is a lot a pointless fuckin rubbish and isnt no emotional help to him or me either for that matter put kar on UuUuH, i cAn't rEaLlY ThInK AbOuT InTeRvEnInG, tHe bLaCk fRoWnInG MoThErFuCkEr kInDa sCaReS Me ArE YoU SuRe i cAn't hElP A bRoThEr Up iNtO HiS MoThErFuCkIn cHiLl? i dont knoww it probably doesnt matter my feelins seem petty and meaninless noww she had better things to wworry about than my ovverwwrought bullshit like the dead guy wwho savved her so forget it thanks anywway BrO My aDvIcE Is yOu jUsT KiCk bAcK AnD MoThErFuCkIn sNaP InTo sOmE RuDe eLiXiR AnD MaYbE GeT YoUr wIcKeD ZoNe oN ThErE I SaId mY PeAcE wwhat the FUCK are you fuckin babblin about SnAtCh aN IcEcOlD, dOg MoThErFuCkIn cHuG ThAt sHiT LiKe yOu aNd tHe bOtTlE WaS ReUnItEd lOvErS are you recommendin a bevverage to me or somethin is that wwhat this is YeAh mAn SlAm A FaYgO i dont havve a fuckin faygo you stupid fuck wwhy wwould i keep that disgusting shit on hand ArE YoU MoThErFuCkIn sUrE AbOuT ThAt? oh oh god youre right i do i totally forgot about it YoU SeE MaN MoThEr FuCkIn MiRaClEs :o)
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