Feferi: Report to Eridan.
W)()()()()(-E-E-E-E-EW. fef are you in Yea)(... that took forevver i wwas gettin wworried kinda Yes, it was a pretty close call, and got kind of complicated. But Sollux finally came t)(roug)(, and now I believe t)(e full c)(ain is complete! man that guy hes a fuckin drama machine it is fuckin pathetic YOUR STUPID FIS)(Y FAC-E IS T)(-E DRAMA MAC)(IN-E T)(AT DO-ES NOT)(ING BUT W)(IN-E AND GLUB. 38P fuck SORRY Anyway you s)(ouldn't say t)(at about )(im, )(e is a )(ero and )(e saved my life. yeah sorry i wwas just really wworried and stressed out i thought you wwere dead and i didnt evven get to thank you for savvin my life or really for anythin and i just spent all this time here wworryin and thinkin about stuff and i decided i havve something i wwant to tell you that ivve been meaning to get off my nub for a wwhile noww O)(, really? T)(at's good! Actually, I )(ave somet)(ing I )(ave been meaning to say to you too. wwhoa really uh wwhat is it you go first Mm, okay. But t)(is isn't easy to say! yeah i knoww its ok maybe i wwill understand more than you think wwe might evven be sayin the same thing Okay, I )(ope so. I t)(ink... Now t)(at we are bot)( in t)(is game, and )(ave left our world be)(ind... And you can no longer pose t)(e danger to our people t)(at you )(ad always planned to... I t)(ink it is not really necessary for me to be your moirail anymore. wwhoa wwait wwhat 38( I am really sorry, -Eridan. It )(as just been so )(ard looking after you and keeping you out of trouble! It )(as taken its toll, and )(onestly I am really ex)(austed. fuck this isnt what i dont knoww i wwasnt expectin this at all im not sure i can handle this I'm sorry!!! 38'( It will be t)(e best for bot)( of us. We can just sort of be... Regular friends instead. no please dont look im bein serious here dont do this i wont even use my weird accent while i type ok so you know im bein really dead serious and honest about this Uh... Okay, I am being serious and honest too. SEE? ok good are you sure you arent bein hasty about this youve just been through a lot i mean we are supposed to be fated to be moirails arent we isnt that how it works you cant just throw all that away cause youre sick of me I am not sick of you, Eridan! I still really like you. In order to be destined for moirallegience, both people have to be on board, don't you think? But I cannot do it anymore. So I think it just wasn't meant to be all along. And really, you just don't need me anymore. You are free to do as you wish! We both are. I can't look after you anymore. I DIDNT EVER NEED ANYONE TO LOOK AFTER ME i was totally fuckin fine my ambitions were noble and really none of your fuckin business QUITE FRANKLY your majesty and the only reason i put up with stickin my flipper in this fuckin shithole quadrant with you was Was what? nevermind Tell me! ok fine i apologize for losin my shit over this i was just caught off guard is all but maybe its a good thing really actually i might a been proposin the same thing to be honest Oh? yeah fef have you thought about since you dont wanna be pale with me no more the possibility a some other type of arrangement with me What do you mean? i mean somethin a bit more kinda reddish like brighter red 38O No, I hadn't thought about it! ok well what do you think about it now that youre thinkin about it Um... I really don't know about that. why not i thought you said you liked me I do! But I don't know if it's really in that way. couldnt it be though dont you think theres room in your collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vascular system for those feelins I've never had a chance to consider anything like that! I have just spent all my time worrying about you and trying to keep you from killing everybody or hurting yourself. It took all my energy. I don't think I have anything left for those feelings either. oh god What? im the biggest fuckin idiot who ever lived i cant BELIEVE i just opened up to you like a chump when i knew what was comin i am one sad fuckin brinesucker overemotional sappy trash youre right im not better than anybody im worse than anybody EVERYBODY all the bodies STOP!!!!!!!!!!! God. Will you just clam up for once in your life? Always carping and carping and carping! You go completely overboard with your emotions, always looking to reel in drama wherever you can. I am up to my gills in it! I just can't salmon the strength anemonemore. i cannot BELIEVE you are doin the fish pun thing while youre breakin up with me real nice whoops i mean REEL nice HEHEHE, sorry. But really, this shouldn't be as bad as it sounds. When all is said and done, I am still your friend. We have left our world behind. Everyone is dead, and there's no use in worrying about it now. It's over! It is time to play this game and focus on building something new and ------EXCITING. So )(ang in t)(ere, -Eridan. I )(ave to go now! Sollux is in serious trouble, and I )(ave to go )(elp )(im. BY------------------------E! wwait dont go cuttlefishCuller [C…
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