Eridan: Bother Feferi.
fef hey ? glub Glub glub! 38) yeah hm W)(at is it!!! wwhat I am wondering if you can forego t)(e exaggerated emotional t)(eatrics for once and actually tell me w)(at's on your mind! nothins on my mind wwhy cant i just fuckin talk and glub at you for a reason i dont havve 38| wwell fine but you dont wwant to hear it Yes I do. We are supposed to talk to eac)( ot)(er, t)(at is w)(at moirails are for. uhuh wwhatevver Glub glub glub glub siiiiig)(. Will you take t)(e c)(ip off your nub and tell me w)(at's t)(e matter? yeah wwell ok since wwe are the PALEST OF PALS A GUY COULD EVVER ASK FOR i wwill tell you evven though you wwill only humor me as usual since you dont agree wwith my agenda any of my agendas really none of the agendas none of them Are you fretting over anot)(er one of t)(ese dumb contraptions? see more condescension you are goin to make a hell of an empress No I'm not! But t)(at is beside t)(e point. None of your plots to kill t)(e land dwellers ever work out, and every doomsday device you get your )(ands on turns out to be a piece of junk! so i got to keep tryin thats howw all the great military masterminds became great through upright persevverance I t)(ink deep down you stack t)(ese plots against you so you fail because you know it's wrong. it isnt wwrong im not going to explain it to you again at this point all you need to knoww is its important to me and im doing it for us i mean our kind nobody understands not evven you T)(is is t)(e last time I will say t)(is. W-E AR-E NOT B-ETT-ER T)(AN ANYBODY!!!!! GLUB. >38( pshh hemospectrum begs to differ If you're as sickened by t)(em as you say, w)(y do you spend so muc)( time on land? You can't )(ave t)(e sort of affinity for "our kind" t)(at you profess if you've only spent, w)(at... A few days underwater, maybe? IN YOUR W)(OL-E LIF-E! wwhatevver i havve to keep an eye on em up here its all about tactics W)(at about your friends? Do you ever t)(ink about t)(em? If t)(ey are beneat)( you t)(en t)(ey )(ave to die too. And I know you like talking to some of t)(em. You say you )(ate t)(em but I t)(ink you are pretending! history is full of cases wwhere conquerers consort wwith members of the enemy in a mannerly wway before wwipin them out evven goin as far as growwin fond a some its only civvilized Mmm )(mm. I )(ave a fis)(y feeling... T)(at t)(is stupid doomsday mac)(ine t)(ing is just anot)(er excuse to consort! Wit)( someone in particular... all your feelins are fishy 38P GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB 38O DON'T YOU GLUB IN T)(AT TON-E OF GLUB WIT)( M-E MIST-ER! ill glub in wwhatevver dumbass bubbly soundin fishnoise i wwant to glub O)( S)(IT, you are angling for SO MUC)( TROUBL-E NOW. ok please lets just not get into the wwhole fuckin fish pun thing again ok like wwe get it wwe are nautically themed )(-E)(-E ok. 38) but yeah i dunno i dont knoww wwhy she ignores me i guess shes just bored wwith me wwe had it all set up for her to givve me this thing tonight that probably doesnt evven wwork but yeah maybe that wwasnt the point i mean you think wwe havve a pretty good rivvalry goin right or at least had it wwas pretty fuckin bitter and contentious for a wwhile there and there wwas some good chemistry i dont knoww wwhat happened Um, I guess? I wouldn't really know. Sometimes people just drift away I t)(ink, or just aren't as into t)(e quadrant as t)(e ot)(er wants to be. So you really t)(ink your feelings for )(er run t)(at dark? it doesnt matter like i said shes bored shitless i guess im not as good a advversary as i thought T)(at is so ridiculous, any girl would be lucky to )(ave a kismesis as diabolical as you, especially T)(AT one. W)(o knows w)(at )(er problem is! S)(e )(as issues. ehhh wwell ok thanks for sayin so You know, I'm not sure w)(y we never talk about our romantic aspirations. We s)(ould more often. It is kind of -EXCITING! shrug Probably because you fill your gossip quota wit)( your nubby )(orned bro. You leave not)(ing left to talk about wit)( your dear sweet moirail! We are supposed to )(elp eac)( ot)(er wit)( t)(at stuff too, remember. maybe seems kinda odd though Your stupid fis)(y face is w)(at's odd! )(AV-E YOU -EV-ER T)(OUG)(T ABOUT T)(AT?? fine wwell those are my stupid feelins wwhat about yours seems to me like you get along too wwell wwith evverybody to be harborin any black sentiments Um... Yea)(. I can't t)(ink of anybody I feel t)(at way about. 38\ Maybe I am just not old enoug)( to )(ave t)(ose feelings yet? We are still pretty young you know. yeah So ok. T)(ose are your black leanings. W)(at about R-ED, ------Eridan??? )(MMMMM??????? 38D oh god Is t)(ere a lucky lady you are waxing scarlet for? OR LUCKY F-ELLOW??? 38O uh Tell me! Don't pretend you're all -EMBARRASS-ED SUDD-ENLY!!! ok fef this is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS 38o i gotta go be back later wwhen its time to play caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC] 38(
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