Tavros: Look at map.
wHERE DOES IT GO, I have determined from your consorts that there is a terri8le monster deep underground. It guards a hoard of treasure 8igger than either of us can imagine! It is called a denizen, and it is the 8oss of your whole planet. Tavros, you will go and face your denizen. wON'T THAT BE, tOO DIFFICULT, It will 8e the most powerful adversary you have ever met. 8ut you can handle it. I 8elieve in you! uM, tHANKS, i MEAN, i RESPECT THAT YOU HAVE LOTS OF, pIRATEY BRAVADO ABOUT STUFF, aND YOU TYPE FAST ABOUT IT, bUT i THINK THIS IS FOOLISH AND NOT SENSIBLE, i WILL PROBABLY JUST GET KILLED, rEALISTICALLY, May8e! That is the risk you take 8y 8eing a 8rave adventurer. 8ut it is a good opportunity to apply your cunning. May8e you can rally a huge army to 8end to your will and overwhelm the monster???????? Who knows! It is up to you. This is it, Tavros. It is time to sink or swim. i SHOULD GET kANAYA'S ADVICE, oR MAYBE kARKAT SINCE HE IS THE LEADER, No!!!!!!!! Oh god, every time. Always going and getting to others to 8ail you out. Anyway, Kanaya is missing in action, and Karkat has his head up his nook with his new sta88y h8friend. Neither can help you. iT'S JUST HARD TO FIGURE OUT, iF YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA STRATEGICALLY, oR IF IT'S JUST MORE OF THE THING, wHERE YOU HARASS ME BUT SOUND EXCITED ABOUT IT, Tavros, I know no8ody 8elieves me a8out this, pro8a8ly not even a gulli8le dope like you. 8ut I actually care a8out your advancement as a player. Everything I have done has 8een to make you stronger! oKAY, i STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE, aBOUT THAT, Ugh, you are useless! I'm done talking a8out this. Now shut up and point that cherry vehicle of yours toward the X on that map. Next stop, g8 seven. Let's go. uHHHHHH, This isn't optional. You know very well that I can make you go to that g8 whether you want to or not! 8ut I would rather it not have to come to that. What will it 8e? Advance or advance? oKAY, i WILL GO, Oh one last thing. Equip your 8oy-Skylark outfit. This will 8e Pupa's last stand! I mean sit. Hahahahahahahaha.
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