Tavros: Confer with teammate.
yESSSS, aNOTHER PIECE FITS, wE ARE MAKING SOME STRICT PROGRESS ON THIS PUZZLE, Oh. That's cool I guess. sO WHERE DO YOU THINK, iS THE NEXT ONE, Um, I don't know? Pro8a8ly 8uried in the stupid sand somewhere like all the others. oKAY, THAT'S MOSTLY WHAT i WAS THINKING TOO, bUT, iT SUDDENLY DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU THINK THE PUZZLE IS COOL, The puzzle sucks! All these puzzles suck. If I have to help you put one more dum8 sla8 of 8oring rock into another stupid wall indent8tion I am going to put an indent8tion in my desk with my f8ce. bUT IT, uHH, iT LOOKS LIKE A FROG, aND THAT'S KIND OF FUN, Snore. These puzzles are for wigglers. I solved way 8etter puzzles than this in my heyday as Mindfang. Oh look some ruins. Oh look another mysterious recess in the wall! I wonder if something fits in there???????? It pro8a8ly just opens a secret passage to more wall indent8tions. I am so over this puzzle. uHH, bUT, tHEY ARE NECESSARY TO SOLVE, aREN'T THEY, tO FIND NEW MAGIC ARTIFACTS AND THINGS, aND LEARN MORE ABOUT THE LORE OF THIS LAND, Tavros, let me let you in on a little secret a8out the lore of your land. It's 8oring!!!!!!!! }:o The minds of your consorts are very soft and impressiona8le. As easily manipul8ed as all those imps you've 8een 8ossing around. I have picked apart their tiny little lizard 8rains and seen through all the smoke and mirrors of their riddles. I have gotten to the truth they are guarding. The great 8ig mystery 8ehind this planet. And you know what it is, Tavros? nO, It's 8ullshit! Meaningless, 8oring, fanciful 8ullshit wrapped in flowery poems to keep you guessing. It all leads to one thing anyway, and that's what we should put our attention on. Real gamers cut to the chase. They power through all the nonsense and go for the gold. They cheat, Tavros. It is time you learned to start cheating. i THOUGHT, i KIND OF WAS CHEATING, bY MAKING FRIENDS WITH MONSTERS, Well, it's a good start. You are 8ending the rules and getting stuff done. Ok I will admit, I am fairly impressed with your progress so far. Even though you still pro8a8ly haven't even killed a single enemy!!!!!!! uMM, No, don't 8other. I know you haven't. 8ut may8e that's ok. May8e it's just your style, and your real strength is surrounding yourself with allies who are much stronger than you. Like me! I'm sure there is more than one way up the echeladder. In your case pro8a8ly the only way is to roll gently up the echeramp. The path of the invalid. yEAH, i AGREE, 8ut I think it's time to stop fucking around! You need to 8e challenged more. I have 8een designing a quest for you that should test your true limits. oHH, iS THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING, aLL THIS TIME, Yes. i MEAN, nOT THAT i DON'T, aPPRECIATE IT, BUT, dON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN QUEST TO DO, Yeah, well, after she got me in the game, Kanaya just left me in the lurch, pro8a8ly 8ecause she's dealing with her own crisis now. Which is just as well 8ecause I was starting to get nannied HARD. You wouldn't even 8elieve it. nANNIED, So I had some time to kill. I drew you a map! wHOAAA, Here, take a look. It marks what will 8e your new destination. Where you will find the ultim8 challenge.
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