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i THINK THIS, iS, pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME, What are you talking a8out. Look at my 8eatiful 8uilding. Don't you think it's a8out time someone got a little cre8tive with this game???????? uMMM, mAYBE, Everyone always wants to do things the 8oring way. Didn't we make a truce, Tavros? That we would try to 8e less 8oring from now on? You don't want to 8reak your truce with me, do you Tavros? nO, Gr8. Now get clim8ing! pLEASE DON'T READ THIS AS, a BORING THING, i HOPE, bUT, iT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT, mOSTLY, Man. I knew it. Toreasnooze is 8ACK IN ACTION. wHY DON'T YOU, iN LIKE, a NOT BORING WAY, bUILD, mORE INCLINED SURFACES, lIKE YOU DID OVER THERE, mAYBE YOU COULD COLOR THEM, wITH FUN COLORS, sO YOU WON'T THINK THEY'RE BORING AND GET ANGRY AT ME SOME MORE, I 8uilt that ramp 8ecause we were in a hurry to save your life, remem8er? A dead Tavros is even more 8oring than an alive and crippled Tavros 8y a slim margin. My stair structure is lovely and I'm not changing it. Now hop out of your wheel device and get clim8ing!!!!!!!! uHH, cLIMBING, Or crawling. Whatever! Stop 8eing so helpless. It's pathetic. iT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME, What's the rush! You're in the game, safe and sound. Look in the sky. Do you see any meteors? I sure don't! bUT, tHERE ARE IMPS AROUND, aND i'LL BE SORT OF DEFENSELESS, lYING DOWN ON STAIRS, Siiiiiiiigh. You did not just use that excuse. We 8oth know you can commune with these things. Hey! Why don't you psychically command them to carry you up???????? Oh my god that is a gr8 idea. Once again, leave it to Vriska to come up with the cre8tive solutions. i WOULDN'T REALLY, WANT TO MAKE THEM DO THAT, i JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, wHY, wE CAN'T DO THIS THE EASY WAY, What good would that do you? Whatever the purpose of this game is, it makes you work hard for it! That way you 8ecome stronger along the way and you are 8etter prepared for whatever's next. Remem8er when we used to flarp together???????? It was the exact same principle. And that's why you were always outmatched! You were too soft and not well prepared. Nothing comes easy, Tavros. That is why we go through the trials in the 8rooding caverns when we are young. To make sure we are strong when we come out! Do you remem8er the trials, Tavros? nOT VERY WELL, nO, Well, I do, and they were a 8itch. 8ut now that I think a8out it, it would make perfect sense if your trials were really easy 8y some mistake. That is why you are such a soggy phlegm sponge, and why you got picked 8y such a sad, frail little lusus! }:( 8ut that's ok, it pro8a8ly wasn't your fault. Just a 8ad 8r8k! You're lucky you have me as a server player, so I can challenge you and help you get strong. Now hop out of that seat and get clim8ing! I will deliver the device to you once you are at the top. Clim8, Pupa! Cliiiiiiiiim8! mAYBE i SHOULD ASK TINKERBULL ABOUT THIS, hE'S REALLY SMART, nOW THAT HE CAN TALK, No!!!!!!!! You don't need help from your lame 8ull fairy. He is only holding you 8ack. hE'S MY FRIEND, God. Pathetic. This is getting frustrating. Why did I have to get stuck with the cripple? Just my luck. Do you have any idea how inconvenient this is? Do you have any sympathy for what I'm dealing with here? uHH, You're so inconsider8. You just sit there looking smug. It's infuri8ing to look at you. You haven't even thanked me! Or apologized for that matter!!!!!!!! uHHHHHHHH THANKS VRISKA, fOR sAVING UHH MY LIFE, uMMMMM IT SURE WAS 8RAVE AND HEROIC AND PRETTY OF YOU, aLSO uMMM dUHHH,,,, uMMM,,, i AM SORRY FROM THE 8OTTOM OF MY NOOK,,,,,,,,,, Seriously, how hard would that have 8een? oKAY, tHANKS, i GUESS, bUT, sORRY FOR WHAT, For 8eing crippled, you ass! yOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE, fOR BEING PARALYZED, Yes. Say you're sorry. i DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, oR bORING, bUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, gIVEN, uH, tHE CIRCUMSTANCES, 8ullshit! It's something called 8asic decency and civility you fudge8looded 8oor. Now get down on your useless wo88ly knees and apologize. nO, i DON'T WANT TO, >::::O
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