Kanaya: Answer CA.
kan make her talk to me do somethin Who your no good connivvin fuckin backstabbin girl crush thats wwho Overstating Our Relationship Wont Make Me Feel Very Cooperative Its Paler Red Than That Ok pshhhhhh that is a fuckin laugh and you knoww it evveryone does so help me out tell her to talk to me i think she blocked me you got to Why Do I Got To I Dont Got To And Every Time You Take My Help For Granted I Feel Like I Got To A Little Less wwhatEVVER you are so the vvillage twwo wwheel devvice wwhen it comes to auspisticing you cant let a grudge go by you wwont stick your busy stem betwwixt so get wwith the program fussyfangs If Your Slander Werent So Predictable Id Block You Too For Saying That Has It Occurred To You She May Have Blocked You Because You Are Vvery Ovverbearing I Just Said That Aloud Now In Your Silly Accent And Had A Private Moment Of Enjoyment wwho givves a shit wwhy she blocked me or about my fuckin manners come on youvve got a wway wwith her i figure if youre going to auspisticize any twwo brinesuckers wwho sneer at each other a funny wway you might as wwell make it official and be ours right Your Black Solicitation Just Seems Really Indecent What Do You Want From Her Anyway she made me somethin per a prior arrangement she wwill delivver it wwhen wwe meet in this game but i dont knoww wwhat the logistics are yet im tryin to connoiter wwith her here but shes blowwin me off again fickle dirtscrapin landhag What Is It kan stupid wwhat do you think its a fuckin gizmo to bloww up the wworld or somethin ok wwell not that obvviously but somethin thatll kill all land dwwellers wwhat else wwould i be after Can You Just For A Moment Entertain The Thoughts Of One Untouched By Megalomaniacal Derangement And Tell Me Why Id Want To Assist You With That wwell im not goin to vvery wwell kill you am i that wwould be fuckin unconscionable wwhat kind of friend wwould i be Also Speculate For A Moment That Self Preservation Might Not Be What Would Sway My Decision yeah go ahead and kiss us off but therell be blood on your hands you could either play along as our auspistice and do a little mediating like you wwere fuckin hatched to or wwatch she and me devvolvve into fuckin full fledged kismesisses the kind like you dont get once in ten thousand swweeps you knoww thats wwhat it wwould be there wwould be rainboww rivvers runnin through star systems and all nebulizin like liquid firewworks it wwill be beautiful and heartbreaking all at once you should read up on your history instead of poring through that godawwfull sunny rubbish Its Just Laborious Listening To This Im Sorry None Of It Matters yeah it does its important sorry but the fate of the race and purity of the bloodline is important excuse me for being concerned I Know But You Really Should Know By Now The World Will End Tonight Regardless Land And Sea Dwellers Alike Will All Die Because Of The Game We Are About To Play And I Agree The Fate Of The Race Is Important But Its In My Hands Now All Of Ours Really huh wwell ok Really ordinarily id call bullshit on terrible stinkin bs like that but i knoww you dont really lie about stuff unless its to yourself but thats wwhy i bother evven talking to you i wwouldnt evven be here SAYIN any of this otherwwise so did your clouds tell you that The Doomsday Scenario In Particular No Not Exactly i got clouds and they dont tell me SHIT they hide nothin but misfortune and monstrosities fuckin pain in the ass fuckin clouds so howw do you knoww then I Have Another Source ok wwell you are jacked tight the fuck into this thing in so many wways i dont knoww wwhat to say anymore wwhatevver wwe wwill just play and find out i guess so can you tell her to talk to me anywway No god dammit she and me are teammates wwevve got to havve a powwwwoww or SOMETHING You Arent Actually On The Same Team fuck fine i get it ill step off you dont wwant to be our auspistice cause you dont wwant to get locked into that sort of relation wwith her i can respect that No Thats Not It yeah it is your real feelins run pretty awwful RUDDY methinks evverybody knowws it especially that assblood karkat he and me havve you so pegged about that its upright silly but its cool its totally fine dont wworry ill leavve you alone and givve you a shot Its Unbelievable Her Patience wwhat wwhoa wwait wwho Never Mind ok wwait did she talk to you today wwhat did she say or glub or wwhatevver Something About Longing To Touch You Indiscretely WWWWHAT And That Shes Basically In The Scarlet Throes For You As Deep In The Flushed Quadrant As One Can Be wwait did she actually say that in confidence To The Letter can you copy exactly wwhat she said Absolutely Not this is bullshit youre bee essing me in some wway awwful you dont lie but you do tease and ill tranfuse my kickass royal blood out wwith incontinent musclebeast discharge if i wwont knoww wwhen im gettin hooked Yeah Shes Just A Concerned Moirail Looking Out For You Thats All awwww fuck see im tellin you you got to 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