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HE HAS SOME INSIDE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS KINGDOM. HE WANTS TO WORK TOGETHER WITH US TO OVERTHROW THE BLACK QUEEN. SO I SAID OK. AND NOW I NEED YOUR HELP. Um, ok. I can try. What does he know? HE RECENTLY GOT HOLD OF SOME INTEL REGARDING A WEAKNESS IN THE QUEEN'S DEFENSES. I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE THAN THAT. BUT WE'VE GOT TO HURRY AND GET STARTED ON THIS THING, OR IT COULD GET KIND OF AWKWARD. Awkward? What do you mean? I MEAN HE'S JUST STANDING HERE NOW. WAITING FOR ME I GUESS. BUT IT'S OK, I THINK HE'S PRETTY MUCH SETTLED DOWN. Settled down? WELL, HE STABBED ME ONCE. Oh, only once! Are you sure you should trust him? I don't know if I would, 8ut hey I'm not the leader. NO, NO, IT'S COOL. HE'S COOL, IT'S FINE I DON'T REALLY MIND THE STABBING, IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING. WELL OK I'M PRETTY SURE HE MEANT TO STAB ME. BUT I KIND OF THINK THAT'S LIKE THE WAY HE GREETS PEOPLE? This game is so stupid. IN ANY CASE I THINK HE'S PROBABLY ALL STABBED OUT. Whew!!!!!!!! Oh, man. Since you're 8leeding I should ask Terezi what color your 8lood is. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. SHE CAN'T SEE ME OR SMELL ME OR ANYTHING, I'M WAY OUT OF MY HIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE PLANET. Ok, then I'll ask Jack. NO, JACK WON'T TELL, I MADE HIM PROMISE HE WOULDN'T TELL. Dammit! Stupid lousy tightlipped sta8happy dou8le agents. Doesn't Trollian have some kind of viewport feature? YEAH BUT I'M PRETTY SURE ONLY SOLLUX KNOWS HOW TO SET THAT UP, AND HE'S BEEN INCOMMUNICADO FOR HOURS FOR SOME REASON. ANYWAY THAT WHOLE FEATURE SEEMS TOTALLY INVASIVE AND LARGELY POINTLESS TO ME, SO JUST FORGET IT. Yeah ok, here we are a8out to em8ark on an espionage mission. A spying tool sounds totally useless! Another gr8 point, captain. WHATEVER. JUST GET YOUR ASS IN HERE SO WE CAN DETHRONE THIS GODDAMN QUEEN. IT'LL MEAN ONE LESS GOD BOSS WE HAVE TO FIGHT. Fine, I'll be right there. Just try not to lose too much of your mystery blood and die.
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