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H3Y WH1T3 T3XT GUY 1 H4V3 4 T1P FOR YOU How were you able to contact me? Never mind, I figured it out instantly. R34LLY? Yes, through my limitless intellect. Occasionally I discover there are things I have not always known. It gives me the opportunity to make deductions, which are practically always flawless. It's gratifying. UH OK TH4TS N34T 1 GU3SS You asked your clever friend with the colorful spectacles to trace the source of my messages. He then established a relay for your messages to reach this source through some sort of computational proxy. I gather he has recovered from his implementation as a weapon in the sabotage of your mutual friend, whom you both believe to be dead. OH MY GOD WH1T3 T3XT GUY! SHUT UP! >:O 1M TRY1NG TO G1V3 YOU 4 M3SS4G3 H3R3 I have a name. It is not White Text Guy. OH WHAT 1S 1T I'm not going to tell you my name. But if you wish, you may refer to me as Mr. Vanilla Milkshake. YOU 4R3 SO W31RD WHY WOULD 1 DO TH4T It is perfectly in keeping with a habit which you will develop in the future. 1 DOUBT 1T Why? SOUNDS K1ND OF S1LLY 4ND FR1VOLOUS BL4R WHY DO YOU K33P D3R41L1NG M3! YOUR3 R1GHT SOLLUX 1S WORK1NG W1TH M3 4ND W3 H4V3 1MPORT4NT BUS1N3SS FOR YOU TO CONS1D3R W41T YOU S41D W3 B3L13V3 OUR FR13ND 1S D34D 1S SH3 NOT? Yes, I said you believe she is dead. And soon, you will believe she is not. Both statements are true. And yet each exhibits a trace of falsehood. WOW WHY D1D 1 BOTH3R 4SK1NG NO WOND3R SH3 SN4PP3D SH3S GOT TO D34L W1TH YOUR STUP1D R1DDL3S 4LL TH3 T1M3 4NYW4Y C4N YOU JUST H3LP M3 G3T R3V3NG3 SO W3 C4N C4LL 1T 4 N1GHT Why would I involve myself in your paltry feud beyond the extent I already have? I believe the need to exert such influence has come to an end. B3C4US3 YOULL W4NT TO WH3N YOU H34R WH4T 1 H4V3 TO S4Y I doubt it. H4V3NT YOU WOND3R3D HOW SH3 C4N COM3 CLOS3 TO B34T1NG YOU 1N G4M3S L4T3LY HON3STLY 1M SURPR1S3D YOU H4V3NT D3DUC3D 1T Y3T W1TH YOUR SH1NY WH1T3 SUP3RBR41N It's disturbing. But sometimes that is the nature of these hollows in my perception. It feels a bit like dark water, sloshing about the cavity in my head. What do you know of this? SH3S CH34T1NG SH3 4LW4YS CH34TS 1F SH3 C4N F1ND 4 W4Y L4T3LY SH3S US3D TH3 S4M3 4DV4NT4G3 SH3 US3S 4G41NST M3 WH3N W3 PL4Y G4M3S BUT SH3 TOLD M3 4BOUT 1T SH3 T3LLS M3 LOTS OF STUFF L1K3 TH4T PROB4BLY TO RUB 1T 1N MY F4C3 BUT SH3D N3V3R R1SK T3LL1NG YOU What advantage is this? HOLD ON 1 H4V3 TO T4LK TO YOUR P4RTN3R 1N CR1M3 FOR 4 S3COND >:] I thought you were hers. >:P
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