Vriska: Be in cahoots with Equius. Cahoooooooots.
Equiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuus. D --> What Hey! I'm a8out to meddle with so many losers right now. D --> How many So many! All the losers. All of them. D --> Good D --> Use your cunning and venom to make them envy our nobility Oh man, was that sarcasm? That sounded like sarcasm! D --> No D --> Humorous insincerity is for pedantic wigglers Pshhhhhhhh, I know! I know you never make jokes. I was the one 8eing sarcastic, you stooge! I was 8eing sarcastic a8out you 8eing sarcastic. Duh. D --> That's because you're a little worse than me The fuck I am! Anyway. Hey! Did you finish Aradia's present yet? I'm a8out to fuss with her and I want to know if I can keep my promise or if you're gonna make a liar out of me. D --> It's finished D --> I'll deliver it shortly Great! Thanks, 8uddy. I'll 8e w8ting here for you. D --> I'm happy to help D --> But I don't understand why you're intent on gratifying that worthless peasant 8ecause I promised I would and it's none of your damn 8usiness! Man. Quit your prying! Always fidgeting and poking and prying. D --> Fine D --> Then let's proceed with the plan in a curt and professional manner Agreeeeeeeed. So just to review! We will let Aradia perpetr8 her cute little ploy on Sollux and usurp his power. D --> Yes Isn't it funny when these chumps try to get all tactical and underhanded? It's really adora8le! D --> I guess it is pretty quaint Anyway. She makes her little powergra8, and that's when we 8oth step in and usurp her as co-leaders. Right???????? D --> That's the plan Ok, good. Then the 8est team will 8e led 8y the two highest 8loods, the way it should 8e! Or at least, the highest 8loods who aren't shitty clown worshippers or under water freaks. Sound good? D --> Yes, we're in absolute agreement Yes. D --> Yes Yes. D --> Yes Yeeeeeeees!!!!!!!! D --> Stop Gr8! What a gr8 team we are. Heeeeeeeey........ You wouldn't 8e planning anything sneaky, would you???????? D --> No, don't be absurd D --> Are you What! How could you suggest such a thing! Man, so insulting. D --> Ok Perfect. We have the perfect plan, and no one is plotting any sort of dou8lecrossings or 8acksta88ery or anything like that. D --> There are no %%ings up my sleeve D --> Also, I don't have sleeves D --> I am as transparent as can be, and my word is my bond I know! Don't worry, dude. I trust you completely. D --> You know D --> I can feel you trying to read my mind 8ullshit! Pro8a8ly just another one of your many daily rage aneurysms. Why don't you cool your jets and have a glass of gross muscle8east milk???????? D --> Get out of my head, it's making me angry D --> Try to remember who built your arm for you Oh g8d! D8n't you d8re!!!!!!!!
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