Equius: Talk to friend/enemy.
D --> Have I ever told you what a reprehensible disgrace you are hAhA, fUcK yEaH, oNlY eVeRy MoThErFuCkIn DaY bRo! D --> I'm not in a very good mood D --> There are a few things I'd like to get off my chest MoThErFuCkIn SpIlL iT, dOn'T bE aLl KeEpIn ThAt ShIt BoTtLeD uP lIkE a FuCkIn AlL sHaKeD uP bOtTlE oF fAyGo. FuCk DoGg I'm ThIrStY. i'M dOwN tO mY lAsT bOtTlE aNd I dOn'T fUcKiN kNoW iF i CaN gEt AnYmOrE iN tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN mAgIc LaNd So I dOn'T kNoW. D --> What you do appear to know is e%actly how to ma%imize my livid contempt for you D --> With your revolting language and your sense of decorum D --> At such breathtaking odds with the richness and perfe%ion of your b100d D --> I just hate you so much ThAt'S cOoL, i CaN't AlL bE mAkInG nOt EvErYbOdY hApPy AlL tHe TiMe. iF wE eVeR mEt I cOuLd BaKe YoU a FuCkIn PiE aNd We CoUlD cHiLl AnD mAyBe We'D bE bEtTeR bRoS tHaT wAy. D --> And the degrees to which you pollute your precious b100d D --> With your bottled fizzy sugar and soporific to%ins D --> Maddening D --> You will stop WhOaAaA, i WiLl? hOw Do YoU kNoW tHaT? D --> No, you don't understand D --> It's not a predi%ion, it's an order D --> I command you to stop Oh, AlRiGhT bRoThEr. yOu MoThErFuCkIn GoT iT. D --> What D --> Are you serious yEaH. I mEaN, yOu GoT tO sHoW sOmE fAiTh In YoUr FrIeNdS, cAuSe ThEy'Re AlL tHe OnEs WhO'rE bEiNg To LoOk OuT fOr YoU. sO fUcK iF yOu SaY i'M nOt DoInG tHe ShIt RiGhT, tHeN wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk Do I kNoW! D --> No D --> This is una%eptable D --> Ok, let's start over D --> I apologize D --> I was completely out of of line, and I'm sorry D --> I have no right to talk to you like that, or tell you what you can't do aWw, No WoRrIeS! D --> It's not my place D --> Your habits notwithstanding, I am lesser than you D --> An inferior hAhAhA. oK. D --> Don't you understand that you're better than me D --> Can you please act like it D --> That's not a command, it's just a polite request I guess oK, i CaN tRy, BuT mAn I dOn'T kNoW iF i KnOw HoW tO bE lIkE a BeTtEr MoThErFuCkEr ThAn AnY oThEr MoThErFuCkEr. D --> 100k, it isn't that difficult D --> Try to be cognizant of your desires and needs D --> And attempt to regard those around you as simple vehicles meant to bring about your gratification WoW, wHaT? D --> What are you doing uHhHhHh. D --> Right now D --> It sounds as if you have begun playing with the red team D --> Is this true yEaH! fUcK yEaH. i'M aLl Up In ThE fUcKiN sHiT oF tHiS wIcKeD mYsTiCaL mOtHeRfUcKeR. i BoNkEd An ImP oN tHe HeAd WiTh A cLuB. AnD tHeN a LiTtLe LaTeR i ScArEd OnE wItH a HoRn. :o) D --> Good D --> This is very good D --> It really pleases me to hear tales of physical subjugation D --> I presume these were lesser beings, toiling in the lower ranks of some hierarchy wElL yEaH, tHeY'rE uNdErLiNgS. AnD tHeRe'S SoMe SuBjUgGlAtIoN iNvOlVeD fOr FuCkIn SuRe! bUt NoW wE kInD oF sEtTlEd DoWn AnD mE aNd ThE iMpS aRe ShArInG sOmE pIe tHeSe MoThErFuCkErS aRe PrEtTy DoPe AcTuAlLy, I lIkE tHeM. D --> Ok D --> It pleases me considerably less to hear things like that D --> But I've already stated I have no right to be disappointed by your conduct, so I will try to control myself aW sHiT bRo, I dOn'T wAnT tO bE aLl LiKe To DiSaPpOiNt YoU! WhAt CaN i Do To MaKe A bRoThEr FuCkIn ShApE hIs ShIt Up? iF i CoUlD mAkE yOu SmIlE iT'd Be ThE bEsT fUcKiN mIrAcLe I eVeR dId PaRt Of. hOnK hOnK hOnK! :o) D --> Hmm D --> Would it be too much to ask D --> For you to maybe D --> Boss me around a little UuUhHhHhH. yOu MeAn LiKe RoLe PlAyInG? D --> If it would help to couch it in those terms D --> Then yeah, I guess so D --> But not the especially juvenile kind D --> Let's keep it serious and professional i'Ll TrY, bUt I'm NoT mUcH fUcKiN aNy GoOd At It I tHiNk. D --> Just D --> Say anything D --> As long as it's authoritative oK. uH, hEy YoU, dOn'T gO nEaR tHe MoThErFuCkIn OcEaN, cAuSe I aLl ToLd YoU nOt To A bUnCh Of TiMeS! ShIt Is StRaIgHt Up DaNgErOuS, aNd I'm GeTtInG mY hArSh On AbOuT iT. D --> Hmm D --> Decent D --> I don't live near the ocean though, so it's hard to immerse myself in the scenario aLrIgHt, WeLl, WhAt ArEn'T yOu AlL nOt SuPpOsEd To Do? WhAt KiNd Of MiScHiEf Do YoU gEt YoUr BaD fUcKiN sElF uP tO? D --> I do so many bad things D --> Just awful things D --> I'm incredibly impudent and a superior needs to put me in my place uMmMm, Ok WeLl. DoN't Be DoIn AlL tHoSe BaD fUcKiN tHiNgS bRo! D --> Yes D --> Yes, that's good D --> Like that cUt ThAt ShIt OuT, i'M sO aLl MeAnInG tHiS! hAhAhA. D --> E%cellent D --> Now tell me this, highb100d D --> I've been roughhousing a little too hard lately D --> I've made a bit of a mess and anyone in a position of authority would surely be % about it Uh. %? D --> Cross oHhH. D --> What do you make of it D --> This wretched misbehavior fUcK mAn, I aM sO mOtHeRfUcKiN sAlTy AbOuT aLl ThAt BuSiNeSs YoU sAiD! FuUuUuCk, Im LiKe AlL mOvInG mY mOuTh AnD tHe WiCkEd NoIsE iS cOmInG oUt In ThE fRoNtIeSt WaY pOsSiBlE. aNd It'S gOiNg At YoUr DiReCtIo…
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