Vriska: Endure meddling.
Whaaaaaaaat. Just Wanted To Know Is Your Lusus Dead Yet Huh? What kind of question is that! Is this a trick? Are you trying to sa8otage me? Are you in cahoots with someone???????? Uh No Cahoooooooots!!!!!!!! Cahoots I say. You Sure Do Seem To Be Saying Cahoots Im Just Asking Because Mines Dead What? Oh no. How did that happen? It Was Just Her Time Really? Are you sure it wasn't sa8otage? I would suspect sa8otage if I was you. No There Was No Plot Or Conspiracy Or Any Trace Of Saboteurs Operating Through The Special And Magical Union One Can Only Describe As Being In Cahoots With Another When A Virgin Mother Grub Abdicates And Renounces Brooding Her Time Will Be Relatively Short I Always Knew This ::::( She was so cool, you had the coolest lusus of anyone I know. I wanted to meet her some day. Maybe You Still Can Yeah, meet her corpse! I guess that's not so bad a consol8tion prize. Seeing a 8ig dead cool mother gru8. Wow! You were so lucky. My lusus sucks! Haha. Why did you ask if she's dead, anyway? Do you know something???????? They Are All Dying Or Are Going To Soon I Believe Its A Preemptive Consequence Of The Game We Are About To Play If A Preemptive Consequence Is A Concept That Can Be Said To Hold Any Meaning But From What I Understand If It Is Applicable In Any Sphere At All Then This Game Holds That Sphere Okaaaaaaaay, I don't really get that. So you can just go ahead think I'm some dum8 flighty 8road again. I Wasnt Going To Think That You Know What I Dont Think Even I Really Understand What I Just Said So Nevermind Now you have me a little worried. Man! I hope she's ok. Why would this happen? This is just my luck. Have some died 8esides yours???????? And uh, you know who's, I guess. ::::o Yes A Few Karkat Thinks Its His Fault He Believes His Actions Triggered An Inauspicious Chain Reaction You mean a curse? Sure Wow, between his curse and my shitty luck we are so screwed. Im Not Surprised To See You Endorse His Paranoia Without Hesitation But I Was Attempting To Illustrate A Point In Bringing It Up Whew! There goes another one sailing over the idi8t girl's head! Ok, lay it on me. These Events Are Inevitable And Regardless Of Whatever Emotional Entanglements Obfuscate Their Significance They Will Ultimately Serve An Important Purpose The Curse Had Nothing To Do With It And Karkats Notion Of A Curse Is Inseparable From His Perception Of Events As Intrinsically Negative And As Tailored To His Personal Dissatisfaction And Your Bad Luck Is The Same Way I Believe Anyway Uh. Ok. What Would Happen If You Just Cleaned Up A Bit Dont You Think You Would Step On A Few Less Hard Triangles Why do you try to help me and stuff? What's the point! It's kind of bothersome. And insulting sometimes! So I have a messy room. 8ig deal. My luck fucking 8lows! It's got nothing to do with it and you just don't even know. Meddler. Why you so meddley, Miss Meddlesome McFussyfangs???????? Because Youre Dangerous No way! I'm just fine. Why don't you can it. Every Time You Tell Me To Can It I Think Its Funny I Mean Its Just A Funny Thing To Say Dont You Think ::::P Its Ok To Be Dangerous Lots Of People Are And Dangerous People Can Be Really Important Maybe Even The Most Important Sometimes But It Just Means Theres Got To Be Someone Around To Keep An Eye On Them And If Not Me Then Who Everyone Has An Important Job To Do Ok, so you're spying on me. Kind of creepy! Man, m8y8e you should get a l8fe. Or you know, if you're so h8gh 8nd might8 an8 th8nk you're so gr8at, m8y88 you c8uld oh I d8n't kn8w........ TRY AND ST8P ME FROM DO8NG B8D THINGS???????? That Wouldnt Work If I Tried To Stop You You Would Regard Me As An Enemy Instead Of Merely As A Nuisance And What Good Would That Do So Im Afraid Mcfussyfangs It Must Be U88888888h! Ok, gr8. Fine! I'm going to check on my lusus now. 8ut I'm starting to think you are full of shit, and I am quite sure she will 8e QU8TE FIN8! Youre Right Anything Can Happen I Guess But Just So You Know Im Sorry For Your Loss In Advance arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] Aaaaaaaah! Man, why d8dn't I just get th8 last w8rd and sign off real qu8ck like I usu8lly do???????? Let you sne8k th8t stink8n' littl8 ninja quip in th8r8. Ah! So m8d. Lousy st8pid godd8mn supportive fri8nd!
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