A little later...
Wellllllll? uHH, Hey 8oy-Skytard, are you going to just stand there all night? Make your move, make your move, make your move! i JUST THINK, tHESE MONSTERS ARE TOO STRONG, sORRY, bUT, tHEY DON'T SEEM APPROPRIATE FOR THIS CAMPAIGN, Weak! Weaky weaky weak. uHH, wEAKY, iS THAT A REAL, tHING TO SAY, Yes. Your 8l8tant excuse making is the weakiest lame that ever shit the coward 8ed. Roll your dice. Make your move. Advance or a8scond! i CAN'T ABSCOND, tHERE'S NO, uHH, aBSCONDING PLACE, 8ut a8sconding is what you do 8est! I 8n't managed to cloud a scenario yet you couldn't squawk out of in a 8lazing trail of cluck8east feathers. You cannot hope to 8eat Tavros Nitram in an a8scond-off. He is simply the 8est there is! uHH, tHAT SOUNDS FLATTERING, tHEORETICALLY, bUT, i DON'T THINK, Hey pipe down! Make your move! Advance or a8scond, advance or a8scond! Roll, Tavros! Roll!!!!!!!! oKAY, hOLD ON, fOR ONE MOMENT,
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