Nepeta: Consult with friend on the matter.
:33 < *ac twitches her friendly whiskers at ct* D --> Hi :33 < *ct purrplexes over where he put that important wrench that he n33ded for building a fancy robot or something* :33 < *he says, now where did that silly old wrench go??* D --> 100k D --> What are you e%pecting to accomplish with this :33 < *but oh look! ct p33ks around the corner to find that a very playful kitty has stolen the robot wrench and is now kicking it vigorously with her hind legs!* D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses D --> You'll stop now XOO < rawwrrrrr :33 < youre so lame! D --> I'm not D --> I'm fine :33 < no! lame D --> No I'm not :33 < lame D --> No :33 < youve never played a fun purrtend game with me ever even once! :33 < even karkat does it sometimes, even if he does mean it in a grumpy and insincere way :33 < but at least its still fun! D --> Yuck D --> Don't pol100t my incoming data stream with his name, or any sort of e%cremental language you pick up from his ilk :33 < i s33 right through your stupid act, who are you trying to kid! :33 < look how you go out of your way to use words that have x's in them so that you can use your silly purrcent signs :33 < or use these absurd words that you can shoehorn a '100' into, even if its not strictly replacing 'loo'!!! :33 < you are so transpurrent :33 < i can tell you like to play games, d33p down you are a guy who likes to play games! :33 < i can smell a guy who likes to play games from so fur away with this nose, you have no idea X33 D --> If you're 100king for a 100phole through which you may e%tract concessions from me, you'll have to 100k elsewhere :33 < s33! what the hell??? D --> Nepeta, what did I say about that awful language D --> I won't stand for it, and you'll stop :33 < oops :33 < sorry :(( D --> Your fraternization with the base classes have 100sened your morals, can't you see this :33 < no! i dont care, they are fun :33 < and i dont know anything about classes or bases or blood color, it doesn't matter! :33 < what does gr33n blood even mean! it doesnt mean anything to me and it shouldnt mean anything to anyone else! D --> Well, green b100d is ok, but it's not great D --> But that's why you're lucky to have me to 100k out for you D --> Because you don't know better, and you can't fight the role the mother had in store for you :33 < rawrgh, you are such a hypurrcrite! :33 < you pretend to be so high and mighty but i know you're not and i know you like games :33 < look at that silly little bow and arrow you always type! :33 < its always there, you never furget :33 < why would you do that if it wasnt a playful fun thing, i am so on to you! D --> My bow and arrow are highly dignified symbols :33 < lol! bs!!! D --> Archery is among the highest and most e%ceptional crafts, held in tremendous regard by the most a100f classes for centuries :33 < you suck at archery D --> No :33 < yes D --> No :33 < yes D --> No I don't :33 < yessssss yes yes yes :33 < have you ever even successfully fired an arrow? :33 < like actually got one to leave the bow?? D --> I think D --> We need to stop talking about archery :33 < nuh uh D --> Yes :33 < no D --> We will stop talking about archery D --> The topic is making me D --> Sweat :33 < eww :33 < youre so gross D --> No, you're the one who e%ercises distasteful practices :33 < nooo, thats you :33 < everyone knows youre a weirdo and a cr33p! :33 < thats why youre lucky to have me to k33p an eye on you :33 < no one else can stand you! D --> You e%terminate beautiful, innocent creatures by the hundreds D --> I can't condone such wretched behavior D --> Beasts are meant to be 100ked upon with adoration :33 < but :33 < i eat them! :33 < i dont kill anything i dont eat, that would be mean D --> I guess that's basically acceptable in principle, but I still find it a bit unsavory :33 < well i think YOUR habits are unsavory! D --> No they're not :33 < yuh HUH D --> You're wrong about me, Nepeta D --> I do like to play games D --> But they must be e%tremely important games with very high stakes D --> Not the kind played by trans100cent green wigglers who let 100se an e%cremental surge hard in their wiggler-bottom diaperstubs D --> As it happens I have arranged to play just such a game tonight D --> Aradia and I have a private engagement to be co-leaders of the b100 team :33 < oh yeah?? :33 < *well just by purrchance it happens that ac has a private and sneaky engagement to play this game as well!* :33 < *and by a purrsnickety twist of fate, she will be on the R33D TEAM, with her other great friends who like to play their childish diaperpoop games!!!!* :33 < :PP D --> Absolutely not :33 < absolutely :PP D --> I forbid this D --> You will take your position on the b100 team with me :33 < yeah right! i will take my purrsition into this funny pounce ball and tackle you! D --> That's nonsense, you're nowhere even remotely within my pro%imity that would be necessary to e%ecute such a maneuver :33 < *ac r…
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