Nepeta: Answer Karkat.
HEY. :33 < *ac perks up curiously* :33 < *she wiggles her rear end a bit and then chases something she s33s bounce into one of karkats shoes* KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS TO SINK THIS LOW. KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ASKING AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE TO JOIN HIS TEAM. KARKAT MYSTIFIES IN INFINITE BEFUDDLEMENT OVER THE FACT THAT YOU ARE PRESENTLY THE BEST REMAINING CANDIDATE FOR THE RED TEAM. :33 < i am??? :33 < i mean *ac says i am??? wondrously* YES AND KARKAT CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT. KARKAT THINKS ABOUT THAT A BIT AND HIS JAW DROPS OPEN AND BREAKS A HUGE COLUMN OF BRICKS LIKE A FUCKING KUNG FU MASTER. :33 < *ac gathers up all the brick pieces and builds a cute little house and invites karkat inside* OK GOOD, IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUILDING. EVEN IF IT'S IN THE MOST INANE POSSIBLE CONTEXT. YOU'RE GOING TO BE DOING A LOT OF IT. :33 < yesss that sounds fun :33 < ok what do i do? OK, BRIEFING: ME, TEREZI, GAMZEE AND TAVROS ARE ALL PLAYING NOW. THE CONNECTION ORDER IS AT -> TC -> GC -> CG. WE NEED SOMEONE TO CONNECT TO TOREADOR AND GET HIM IN THE GAME. I HAVE GA LINED UP FOR THE RED TEAM BECAUSE SHE IS ONE OF THE FEW REMAINING SANE ONES LEFT TO PLAY. OK, THE ONLY SANE ONE. BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO CONNECT YET BECAUSE OF SOME MYSTERIOUS BULLSHIT, SO I WAS LIKE WHATEVER, WHAT ELSE IS NEW. SO I GUESS THAT LEAVES YOU. TEREZI SAID SHE HAD YOU LINED UP TO PLAY BACK WHEN SHE WAS THE FAKE LEADER, SO I SAID FINE. SO JUST CONNECT TO TAVROS AND LATER WE'LL WORRY ABOUT GETTING YOU IN. :33 < alright! i will talk to him about that :33 < oh :33 < *ac pawses and looks up with a little bit of chagrin* :33 < i forgot i have to talk to someone else about this :33 < i have b33n purrcrastinating :(( OH GOD. ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS. :33 < its not that big of a deal! THIS BOGGLES MY MIND. HOW CAN YOU BE BEST FRIENDS WITH THE ONLY GUY ON THE PLANET WHO'S A BIGGER ASSHOLE THAN ME. :33 < hes not so bad! HE'S SCUM. BUT DO WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT TO DO I GUESS. TAVROS IS WAITING.
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